Sunday, April 1, 2012

Tales of Adam Part 5: Ch. 1-9

Tales of Adam Part 5 by Adam "Asskicker" Richmond
Fandom(s): Tenchi Muyo! and a whole ton of other animus

So after a million years I've been freed from my "terrible fanfiction burn-out" prison and I've decided to at least finish Tales of Adam.

Part 5 is 23 chapters long, so I'll be splitting it into three parts.
In this segment, we find out about Adam's horrible self-esteem, Yosho get's kidnapped, and Jurai gets taken over by Kagato. Oh noes! It's okay, Adam is still ridiculously overpowered.

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3 comments:

zombiecop88 said...

Jellystone's showers
Chapter 1
This strange inicdent took place during an extremely hot afternoon in Jellystone Park: Inside of his cabin, the park ranger John Francis Smith was taking a cold shower in order to bring some relief to his body. What he ignored is that in those moments, two Brown bears he knew very well were spying him from the open window of the cabin.
“Yogi, what are we doing here?” the smallerbear whispered to his much more bigger companion. “Why are we spying ranger Smith?”
Yogi didn´t answer inmeidately to childish tiny sidekick. Both bears were suffocating under the burning sun of that afternoon, but only one of them cared about that, since the only thing Yogi could think in those moments was in the naked body of ranger Smith in front of his eyes.
“Yogi?” the little bear with a blue bowtie asked once again, unable to realice that his partner wasn´t even listening him.
“If you want, you can return to our cave Boo-Boo…” Yogi the bear replied to his faithful sidekick after a couple of minutes. “You know, you don´t have to follow me everywhere…”
“Yogi, I´m worried about you…”replied the loyal Boo-Boo, but he was completely ignored by his partner who only could think in those moments in the nude body of Ranger Smith, wet and covered with soap.
As the warm water slowly cleaned his body, ranger Smith could feel he was starting to have an erection, and Yogi Bear had an erection as well, as his penis started to very noticiable among all his fur. In fact, it was so noticiable that Boo-Boo couldn´t help but notice it and was shocked by that:
“Y-YO-GI!!!” screamed a shocked Boo-Boo.
It wasn´t very common for him to see his friend Yogi having an erection so noticiable as that, and such impressive sight made Boo-Boo to have an erection almost inmediately.
“What the fuck…” said then ranger Smith, after he Heard Boo-Boo´s scream. ”Who said that?”
Boo-Boo and Yogi then tried to run away but it was very hard for them to move their paws due their erections, and when Yogi tried to move, a thick White fluid of it emerged and quickly covered all his glans.
“YOGI! BOO-BOO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” Ranger Smith angrily asked, just before he noticed the immense erections the two bears were having at those moments. “YOGI, WHAT THE FUCK! Both of you were spying on me, you dirty pervs!”
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zombiecop88 said...

However, Ranger Smith didn´t seem ashamed at all, and he didn´t even try to cover his nudity, leading Yogi to see once again had a very impressive side of his erected, wet penis.
“We…We are sorry, Ranger Smith…We won´t do this again…” Yogi clumsily tried to excuse himself, but before he and Boo-Boo could leave, Ranger Smith grabbed him by his virile member and then he said:
“Oh no, you are not leaving…You are not leaving until I say you can leave…You dirty bear…”
“Please, ranger Smith, don´t do that!” Yogi asked, in pain, as ranger Smith continued grabbing his penis, making it to produce even more semen than before. That felt so wrong and painful and yet Yogi alsofelt an incredibly pleasure in those moments.
“Please…” Yogi begged, but at the same time a part of him wanted Ranger Smith to continue grabbing him by his beastly virile member.
“Do you want me stop?” ranger Smith asked in a taunting manner, and Boo-Boo couldn´t help but notice the pervert smile on his face. Much to his embarrasament, the little ebar was somewhat aroused by the situation.
“Do you want me to stop?” ranger Smith asked once again.
“No…I mean yes…I mean…” Yogi said, still incredibly aroused. The bear couldn´t decide in those moments what was more intense, the pain or the pleasure. Maybe they were just equal, and can´t chose between the two of them.
“Please, ranger Smith, stop doing that, it is very appropiate!” Boo-Boo begged, and Ranger Smith said:
“It isn´t much more inappropiate than spying on a man while he is bathing, you dirty bears!” ranger Smith replied. It wasn´t a very convincing answer, but Boo-Boo knew that wasn´t the best momento to start arguing with Ranger Smith. Instead of that, Yogi said:
“Dear Ranger Smith, we will do anything you want in order to amend our offence…”
“Anything?”
“Yes, anything, sir…”
“Both of you?”
“Yes…Sir…” a doubtful Boo-Boo added.
“I warn you, if youa re lying to me…”
“I-i´m not lying…” Yogi stuttered. “I´m not lying sir.”
“You always lie…”
“Thsi time I´m not lying…I am not lying…” Yogi muttered, among his soft pleasure growlings.
Even when he wasn´t entirely convinced he could trust Yogi and Boo-Boo, ranger Smith still made them enter inside the showers, and there Yogi and Boo-Booto removed their clothing accesories…An absurd thing to do considering that they practically didn´t wear any cloth besides of his hat, tie and a purple bow-tie, but they did that anyway.
“Since you interrupted my bath then you will have to do a very special favor to me, and nobody and I mean NOBODY could ever know what we are going to do here, do you understand?”
Yogi and Boo-Boo looked at each other nervously, perhaps fearing the worst.
“Do you understand?” Ranger Smith asked again before reminding the two bears once again the promise they made.
“Yes, sir, we understand…”
“If somebody ever knews ore ven has a suspicion of what happened here, both of you are history? Do you understand me?”
“Yeah. We understand…” Yogi said with a blank stare on his face, while Boo-Boo felt that this was going to be a very, very long day…

vanilla said...

Consumed by the rabid fangirls and weaboos of fanfiction, these two owners of the BFFT blog have been consumed into darkness; and still, every morning and night, does one fan named Vanilla come back in hopes that they'll be pulled out of the black hole of weaboos and bad fanfiction.
RIP