Sunday, October 9, 2011

A Sorcerer, a Demon, and Emeralds Part 2

A Sorcerer, a Demon, and Emeralds Part 2 by Kefka the Dark One
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

It gets worse from here, folks!
There's level namedropping, robots, Robotnik turning into a magical wolf, rape, and awkward romance.

Read it here.
Listen/Download here.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Happy Tree Friends: Lark's Secret

Happy Tree Friends: Lark's Secret by Chagen46
Fandom: See title

This was a listener suggestion from Erika. Thank you so much!

Plot: There's an entire paragraph about tits and a creepy letter that involves threatening rape. And that plot never gets resolved.

Read it here.
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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Wine Makes You Do Crazy Things

Wine Makes You Do Crazy Things by SSJ2 Vegeta
Fandom: Dragonball Z

Goku, Vegeta, Chi Chi, and Bulma get drunk and have sex with each other. Did I mention the writing style is...off?

Read it here.
Listen/download here.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Spyro: The Legend of Spyro's Death

Spyro: The Legend of Spyro's Death by JD
Fandom: Spyro the Dragon

I hope you guys like dragon-guro and plant-rape, because this fanfic's chock full of it!

Read it here.
Listen/download here.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Some news

Hey, all!

I'll be at Otakon 2011 this weekend, but I promise to have some new readings up next week!

In the meantime, please check out Crap Fic Theater! They're going to have their own reading of Piasa Bird posted soon and there's many other awesome readings of shitty fanfics! So while I'm not posting things for weeks at a time and being lazy, go give 'em a listen! :D

Thursday, July 7, 2011

A Sorcerer, a Demon, and Emeralds Part 1

A Sorcerer, a Demon, and Emeralds by Kefka the Dark One
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog (with some Final Fantasy VI references)

Sorry about not being around for a while, y'all!

Anyway, here's part 1 of a story about Sonic going cray-cray.

Read it here.
Listen/Download here.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Centipede Crufts and A Crimson Night

Centipede Crufts by Hans von Hozel
Fandom: The Human Centipede
Pairings: None

The Human Centipede gets entered into a dog show! Yaaay?

A Crimson Night by A Couple Kids Named Us
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairings: Ash/Misty

Ash gets shot to death and Misty doesn't do anything about it. Welp!

Listen to the audiobook here!

Friday, February 4, 2011

Joey, Chandler, Kathy

Joey, Chandler, Kathy by Allan Smith
Fandom: Friends
Pairings: see title

Another awkward fanfic.
Joey and Kathy are having noisy sex. Chandler tells them to quiet down. Kathy and Joey offer to have a threesome. Sexytimes happen. Also, saliva as lube.

Read it here.
Listen/Download here.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Tenchi's New Friend

Tenchi's New Friend by Ben Yunik
Fandom: Tenchi Muyo!
Pairing: Tenchi/OC

Tenchi picks up a girl at the grocery store and they have awkward sex. Oh, and Ryoko cries about it.

Read it here.
Listen/Download here.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Revenge That Destroys the Heart

Revenge That Destroys the Heart by ComicsNix
Fandom: The Little Mermaid
Pairings: Ariel/Eric, Triton/Ursula

After that long gap of nothing, I have once again returned with more ComicsNix fuckery.
This time, we have some disgusting sex between Triton and Ursula, complete with a kind of flowery prose only ComicsNix can write.

Read it here.
Listen/Download here.