Not up for reading the giant that is Tales of Adam part 5. So, instead, I read you all some delightful tales of yaoi, gristly death, deviant sexual behavior, and insanity.
The fanfics covered are:
Peter Parker's Last Battle Against Love by ComicsNix (Spider-Man)
The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi by xXxRs.RiKu (Kingdom Hearts)
Yuffie's Chocobo by EvilRaichu (Final Fantasy VII)
King of the Hill Episode 1: Peggy's Revenge by Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadu (King of the Hill)
Download/stream this madness here.