That's right, everyone, my Christmas gift to you all is not one, but two readings of awful fanfiction classics!
First up is Harry Potter Turns to the Lord, where Harry Potter meets a Mary Sue who makes him a Christian! Christmas is for Jesus after all!
Next is Piasa Bird, the prequel to David Gonterman's infamous fanfic American Kitsune. While this one isn't -as- horribly racist as AK is, it still has plenty of Mary Sue-ness and awkward race relation topics. As well as dated '90s references.
Download or stream both at 4shared
Harry Potter Turns to the Lord
And read along!
My throat is rebelling against me now, so have a Merry Christmas, everyone!