Friday, February 27, 2009

Fanart Friday: Yaoi

Hey hey, it's that time again! Let's all go to Deviantart for some yaaaaoi (guys named Larry might want to stay away). Now, what are some lovely pairings we can find?

Ness/Luke!

Mojo Jojo/Him!


Wait, Lucky Star isn't yaoi! Paaaass!


Gaara/Rock Lee! As ~kawaii~ nekobishies even! [update: pic has been deleted]

Not yaoi! >: O [update: this has also been deleted]

Uh, according to the artist, this isn't yaoi, either. Fat furries, though, ugh.


[serious]Don't worry, artist, I'm not that great at anatomy sometimes, either. Just keep practicing![/serious]


...I hope this is a joke.

And to finish this entry off...

Remember to have safe yaoi sex!

Late Wild Card Wednesday: Dark Dueling

Man, I got so caught up in ART that I forgot about BFFT. Sorry, guys!
Anyway, in a unanimous decision, I'll cover Dark Dueling today!

Dark Dueling by DarkXChan
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh

We start with the obligatory disclaimer:

I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And the character Valery belongs to me.


Well nooooooooo shit.

And the actual story begins with Val arguing about moving to Japan with her mom.

"I'm NOT going to Japan, Mom! I hate heights, I hate planes, and I absolutely hate hate hate hate hate sitting next to HIM." Valery pointed angrily to her little brother, he made his blue eyes big and gave her a depressed look.

"Mommy, why doesn't Valery love me?" Valery glared at him,

"Aw, aren't you just adorable. And of course, Mom is gonna tell me to be nice to you, right? And then you're just gonna go ahead and begin laughing in your mind, and on the plane ride, I'm gonna end up killing myself because of you!" Valery angrily ran to her room and slammed the door.

"Honey, listen. Valery is just having a hard time handling the news. She didn't mean anything she said. Ok, Nick?" The little boy nodded his head and walked out of the kitchen. The brown haired woman sat down in the brown chair and put her arms on the table.

"Mike... You don't have any idea how hard this is without you..." She whispered, and put her head on her arms. "No idea at all."

This whole family is caught up in emotions! I guess it's PMS day or something. :/

Valery cried silently into the pillow she was hugging close,

"I don't wanna move! I don't wanna move!!! I don't wanna leave... I hate change! And did she really have to choose Japan of all places? Not some place like Washington, that was closer to home?" She looked up at the ceiling, pictures of Anime and Manga characters lined the walls.

"Valery? Can I come in, Honey?" Valery looked at the brown door. It was Mom.

"Fine," She said, just loud enough for her mom to hear.

The brown haired woman walked in, looking at her daughters room. Ever since they're dad died, she was so different. Her room used to be a cute purple, but she had it redone. Now it was black with red lines, and Anime posters were lining the walls.

"Honey," Her mom sat down next to her on the black blanket. "I know that you don't want to move all the way to Japan, but I was offered a great job, I can design clothing, and in Japan, a few of the styles I have made here would sell for a lot. They're offering me $7.00 an hour!" Valery looked at her mom,

"But... This is where I was born... Where I was raised... I've spent my whole life here. I can't even think about moving..." Her mom hugged her close,

"I know, Honey. But sometimes you have to do things for the better." Her mom looked at her daughters clothing, black. "And maybe you'll make some friends that are more into the stuff you like, after all, Anime originated in Japan, imagine the stores! Filled with Anime plushies, and cute little gothy clothing..." Valery looked up at her mom's blue eyes,

"Fine. I'll start packing." Her mom smiled,

"That's my girl. We leave in a week, and the school registration forms are already sent out. So you'll have about a month to do anything in Japan until school starts." Valery nodded while walking to her dresser,

"Ok."

As I said before, I will give the author credit for not making Val go batshit fangirl when she learns she's going to move to Japan.

Huh, well, whaddaya know, it's only one chapter long!

The Verdict:
Not -too- bad, but still needs some polishing. Hopefully, if any new chapters are up, they'll get better. 2/5 (the highest score yet!?)


Monday, February 23, 2009

Mini Monday: BRB Moving to Japan

Woah, guys, I dunno about you, but I just snorted a gram of Pixie Sticks and now I feel like writing about bathroom humor and Clint Eastwood wearing a taco hat.

Anyway, this week's theme is Western Girls Moving To Japan, a common staple in fanfics. It doesn't help that those girls are author avatars.

Dark Dueling by DarkXChan
Valery Lin is a depressed highschool girl who absolutely hates change, so when her mother tells her they're moving to Japan, she freaks out. But when she gets to japan, things just aren't that horrible... Obviouse OC and rated T to be safe!
Sigh, of course.

Valery cried silently into the pillow she was hugging close,

"I don't wanna move! I don't wanna move!!! I don't wanna leave... I hate change! And did she really have to choose Japan of all places? Not some place like Washington, that was closer to home?" She looked up at the ceiling, pictures of Anime and Manga characters lined the walls.

"Valery? Can I come in, Honey?" Valery looked at the brown door. It was Mom.

"Fine," She said, just loud enough for her mom to hear.

The brown haired woman walked in, looking at her daughters room. Ever since they're dad died, she was so different. Her room used to be a cute purple, but she had it redone. Now it was black with red lines, and Anime posters were lining the walls.

"Honey," Her mom sat down next to her on the black blanket. "I know that you don't want to move all the way to Japan, but I was offered a great job, I can design clothing, and in Japan, a few of the styles I have made here would sell for a lot. They're offering me $7.00 an hour!" Valery looked at her mom,

"But... This is where I was born... Where I was raised... I've spent my whole life here. I can't even think about moving..." Her mom hugged her close,

"I know, Honey. But sometimes you have to do things for the better." Her mom looked at her daughters clothing, black. "And maybe you'll make some friends that are more into the stuff you like, after all, Anime originated in Japan, imagine the stores! Filled with Anime plushies, and cute little gothy clothing..." Valery looked up at her mom's blue eyes,

"Fine. I'll start packing." Her mom smiled,

Of course. I'll give the author credit for not making the heroine instantly fangirl over moving to Japan, though.

Lost Love to Seto Kaiba by Nicole Silvers

A girl by the name of Nicole moves to Domino Japan. In her time, she meets as well as works for no other than Seto Kaiba himself. This is the story of her life in Domino. NOTE: CHANGES HAVE BEEN MADE SINCE POSTED ON QUIZILLA! You may want to re-read

No, not an author avatar at all!

You sat there lingering on about the future year you have to face again in school. 'This school is different.' You thought to yourself. You found out the students wore uniforms at your new school, and this excited you some. You moved from the States to Domino City. You were not sure about this city, but alas you were forced to move because your parents divorced, and your mother gained custody. When she was offered a job in Domino city that had a slightly bigger pay check, she took it. Lucky for you, school was out for the summer. As you looked out your bedroom window, you pondered on how you could now start school off with a clean slate. The thought made you smile inside. But of course, your happiness was shattered by the voice of your mother Ellanore Silvers. "Nikki, where are you?" she called.

You sometimes have to wonder what these "higher paying jobs" are.

A Matter of Love and Death by Breaker deGodot

When Amy Ana Warren moved to Japan, she never intended to meet Yugi Mouto, stop an evil force, or find the truth of her past. She'll need love and plenty of help. The first of 5 seasons. Yugi&Yami/OC. R&R There are a lot of duels. Spoilers for anime
Lemme guess: author avatar.
“I attack your Swordsman of Landstar with my Red Gadget!” said Yugi.

“Not so fast Yug! I activate the trap Relive Monster!” answered Joey.

“I’ve never heard of that. What’s it do?”

“Whenever a monster on my side of the field is attacked I can swap it with a Level 4 monster in my hand. You then have to attack the monster I summon! I choose Panther Warrior!! I did it! I finally beat Yugi!!” he said with a creepy anime smirk on his face.

“Good move Joey. Pity it won’t work! I activate Trap Jammer! This stops any trap activated in the Battle Phase!” Joey did an anime fall

“Aw man!” he said with multiple anime veins “You win again Yug.”

“Nice duel guys!” said the girl.

“Thanks umm…”

“Amy Warren. I’m a duelist myself.” she said.

“Hey Amy! I’m Yugi and this is Joey.” you said. “Nice to meetcha’” chimed in Joey. She smiled. Even though she smiled, for some reason you sensed a dark sadness. You definitely wanted to know this girl.

"Anime veins".

Returned by harrylover101

14 year old Serena is kicked out of the Sailor Scouts, goes to America, 3 years later returns to Tokyo w a collage degree in visual and theatrical arts. But what happens when Serena's life is on the line, can the inners redeem themselves?
Okay, one inverse one. Also, yet another "dark" fanfic where Usagi goes goth.

“Meatballhead, Meatballhead” Rei yelled “wake up; we have an announcement to make”. “Huh, oh yeah, okay” Serena said distractedly, she already knew what it was though. She had heard them talking about her removal from the Scouts before she had come into the room. “You’re out “Serena didn’t even flinch “Hello did you here me? I said you’re out”. “Uh huh, yeah I heard you; I’ll go pack” Serena said emotionlessly.

The inners stared at her in shock they had thought that they would have to drag her out kicking and screaming, but here she was doing it quite effortlessly, if even emotionlessly. “Meatballhead?” Rei inquired uncertainly. “No,Serena said quietly. She turned her head; the inners gasped in horror, her eyes had turned such a pale, colorless grey that they almost seemed white, “meatball head is dead.”

DEAD, YOU HEAR!? DEAD!!

Okay, those are the three candidates for Wednesday. The choice is yours and yours alone! Next Monday's theme: DARKNESS (and the goths it creates).

Have a fanfic/fanart piece/theme to suggest? Feel free to put it in the comments or email me (my email is in my profile). If you choose email, please title your message "Bad Fanfics". It will get labeled as spam otherwise!

Friday, February 20, 2009

New Posting Schedule

Hopefully, this will make me remember to update more often.
So! Starting next week, I'll be using a new posting schedule. We have:

Monday Minis -Excerpts and summaries. Vote for what you want to see more of!
Fanfiction Tuesday -Fanfics from Fanfiction.net
Wild Card Wednesday - The choice fanfic from Monday
Deviant Thursday -Fanfics from Deviantart
Fanart Friday - Doodles from Deviantart and Fanart Central
Sexy Saturday - "High-quality" adult fanfics
Sensitive Sunday - Poetry!

Welp, see you on Monday!

Update 2010: Look how well I followed this up, guys!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Oh jeez

Hot damn, no new posts since November!
Sorry about that, everyone. I've been swamped with art school assignments lately. I promise, I'll try to add new fanfics once a week.

Thank you for reading so far, though!