Thursday, December 24, 2009

Christmas Audiobooks!

That's right, everyone, my Christmas gift to you all is not one, but two readings of awful fanfiction classics!

First up is Harry Potter Turns to the Lord, where Harry Potter meets a Mary Sue who makes him a Christian! Christmas is for Jesus after all!

Next is Piasa Bird, the prequel to David Gonterman's infamous fanfic American Kitsune. While this one isn't -as- horribly racist as AK is, it still has plenty of Mary Sue-ness and awkward race relation topics. As well as dated '90s references.

Download or stream both at 4shared
Harry Potter Turns to the Lord
Piasa Bird

And read along!
Harry Potter
Piasa Bird

My throat is rebelling against me now, so have a Merry Christmas, everyone!

Christmas Shoes

Christmas Shoes by Anberu Shiruru
Fandom: Twilight

Well, it's Christmas Eve, which means it's time for a horrible Christmas-themed fanfiction!
And not only is this awful fic based on Twilight, it's also based on the worst Christmas song in history, "The Christmas Shoes".
Yes, that "Christmas Shoes".

Since the fic is so short, I'll just post the whole thing here.

Okay this is a story based off the song ‘Christmas Shoes’ by NewSong. If you haven’t heard that song then you need to go listen to it, it will set the mood for the story. But I warn you that if you get emotional over sad stuff that, that song will make you cry, I cry every time I hear it. I know a lot of people do stories to this song, but this one is a little different.

I need to give you some background on Edward’s life cause if I don’t then you will not understand this story at all. Okay first off everybody is human in this. Second Edward is with a guy named Blake, cause you know I have to make Edward gay. Third, they have a three year-old daughter named Ember Rose(I love that name) that they adopted after being together for four years. Okay you have all that?

Disclaimer: I do not own twilight

Edward Cullen walked into his two bedroom apartment in a daze. It was Christmas eve and he had almost forgot to get his daughter a gift. So he had went to the store that morning, hoping to get the gift and get out. But when he was in the line the weirdest and most touching thing had happened to him. It had brought his Christmas spirit back full force.

Edward shook his head and went to go look for his boyfriend and his daughter. He searched the whole house and found them sitting in front of the fire, eating cookies and milk. Edward smiled at his family and went to go sit with them.

“Hey,” Edward said as he sat down and gave his boyfriend, Blake, a kiss on the cheek. He smiled at his daughter as she flew into his lap with a squeal of “Daddy.”

“Hey sweetheart, how are you?” He smiled as he planted a kiss on her head of auburn hair.

“Hi, daddy. Look we made cookies. They have sprinkles and are shaped like Christmas trees. They taste good, do you want one? Papa helped me make them, but I did most of the work. Please eat one, daddy,” Edward smiled amusedly at Blake as his daughter talked a mile a minute. He looked down at the colorful cookies and took one with a smile.

“Mmm, their good, Ember. You make good cookies,” He said, laughing as his daughter giggled in his lap.

“I know I do daddy,” Ember said smugly. Edward laughed outright at the smirk his daughter was wearing. For being three years old, their daughter was to smart for her own good.

“Hey do you want to hear a story?” He asked. He knew she would want to hear it. She was not able to read yet, so she had him reading to her and telling her stories all the time.

“YES,” She squealed, jumping up and down in his lap.

“Okay, Okay calm down I’ll tell you,” He laughed. He leaned up against his boyfriend and started his story.

“Okay, this is a true story. It happened to me in the store this morning and I wanted to tell you about it. Okay so, It was almost Christmas time, there I stood in another line. Trying to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Christmas right in front of me, was a little boy waiting anxiously. Pacing round like little boys do and in his hands he held, a pair of shoes.”

“His clothes were worn and old, he was dirty from head to toe. And when it came his time to pay I couldn't believe what I heard him say,” Edward lowered his head, tears already forming in his green eyes.

“Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please. It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there's not much time, you see, she's been sick for quite a while and I know these shoes would make her smile. And I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight,” Edward raised his head to see tears forming in Blake’s and his daughters young eyes.

“He counted pennies for what seemed like years, then the cashier said, "Son, there's not enough here." He searched his pockets frantically, then he turned and he looked at me. He said, Mama made Christmas good at our house though most years she just did without. Tell me Sir, what am I going to do, somehow I've got to buy her these Christmas shoes,” Edward wiped the tears from Ember’s eyes as Blake tightened his hold on him.

“So I laid the money down, I just had to help him out. I'll never forget the look on his face when he said Mama's gonna look so great. Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there's not much time. You see, she's been sick for quite a while and I know these shoes would make her smile, and I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight.”

“I knew I'd caught a glimpse of heaven's love, as he thanked me and ran out. I knew that God had sent that little boy, to remind me just what Christmas is all about,” And with that all three of them broke down into sobs, praying that, that little boy got those shoes to his mom in time. Ember grabbed onto her daddy and cried, thankful that both of her daddies were with her this Christmas.

Edward didn’t say anything else, he just laid back with his boyfriend and daughter and they all fell asleep by the fire.

The next morning found Blake reading the newspaper, waiting for his daughter to get dressed so they could open the presents. He turned the pages and accidentally came across the obituaries. He came across one that made him spit out his coffee and tears fill his eyes faster than they ever had. It said:

Emily Maxwell

January 17, 1973- December 25, 2008

Emily Maxwell was a wonderful mother and wife to her husband, Ethan Maxwell and her son, Adam Maxwell. She will be missed terribly, and her memory will be cherished by all. She died last night a couple hours after their family opened their presents. The present she got from her son was a pair of red velvet Christmas shoes, that she will be buried with. The son Adam Maxwell would like to send out thanks to a man named Edward Cullen, that helped him buy the shoes. He said that those shoes were just what his Momma wanted.

Blake smiled and whispered “Merry Christmas Adam.”

I’ve never actually written an obituary so that’s probably not right, but I wanted it to say all that, so please don’t send me flames about how I didn’t write it right. I have only seen parts of the movie Christmas Shoes, so I don’t remember the child’s or the mother’s name, so I made all the names up.

This is my readers Christmas present a little early, cause I won’t have a computer on Christmas day to post this, so MERRY CHRISTMAS! R&R

P.S. I know this fanfic is kinda shitty, I don’t want flames on how badly this was written, I was in a hurry to get this finished so its not my best!

Well, at least the author knows it's shit.
Merry Christmas, everyone!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Einstein Who's he?

Einstein Who's he? by ILIKENICK
Fandom: Family Matters

I have no idea what's going on in this fanfic. All I know is that it's Stephan/Eddie and there's MPreg. Yeah.
Since it's just one chapter long, I'll post the whole thing.

Name of story:Einstien?Who's he?

Chapter rating:T

Chapter name:Prologue

Nobody's POV

"Uh,Stefan,no,I can't do,ahhh,keep doing that,no,not right now ,ahh,yeah,no,not right now!"Edward Winslow begged his lover of one year.

"But,Eddie,when will be the next time we do this?Come on,really,eddie,when's the last time we did this?"Stefan asked his lover,kissing him soundly on the lips.

"Uh,I can't remember,but,what if we get caught?Laura is gonna freak,and I don't want her to be mad at me when I'm supposed to be the driver for her and five other friends to one of the most unheard of places there's ever would be one tense drive and you know I can't have that much tension with being eight weeks gone and ,and my mom almost caught on to my being was talking about what we should have for christmas dinner and she got really detailed and it made me so sick I passed out for three hours.I-"

"Oh my gosh,baby,are you okay?"Stefan asked his lover,worried expression evident as he stroked Eddie's cheek,looking into the man's eyes as if he was trying to reach into his soul.

"Yeah,I'm fine but I still feel a little weak but it's nothing to worry about."

"Are you sure?I mean,I can take you to a doctor-"

"Yeah but if you do that,mom's gonna wanna know why and you know we can't out ourselves now.I just want you to hold don't we just say we're going out for the day,just say it's boy's day and just go to a motel and just stay the day,relax,have fun,do what we want ya know?I just want you to hold me for today,okay?I had a fight with waldo and he got me in the shoulder and I was really scared and I just want to be held,ya know?"

"Yeah,I 's go.I can't wait."Stefan said,pulling his lover up and doing up his pants before walking out of the room,dropping Eddie's hand as they went down the stairs.

"Ah,,Eddie and I have decided to have a boy's will be spending the night in a motel and will be back before dinner tomorrow."Stefan told Eddie's mother,sitting in the chair and grabbing a book,looking it over and tossing it back on the table.

"Okay,but I want you to be back before lunch,okay?We're gonna have ham,patatoe salad,green beans,black eyed peas,and for desert,hot fudge sundays-"

"Oh god!"Eddie said before lunging towards the bathroom,tripping over the leg of the table and landing on his stomach.

"Eddie,baby,are you okay?"Stefan asked,rushing over to Edward before realizing what he said.

"So my suspicions were right,you are haven't you told me yet?I would've understood."Harriet asked,helping her son up and going to get a rag to clean him up.

"Well,we were gonna tell you at christmas."Stefan said,sitting down and pulling Eddie in his lap,wiping the back of his neck with the rag Harriet had brought out.

"You're pregnant,aren't you."It was more of a statement than a question but Eddie answered.

"Eight doctor said the morning sickness would last for a couple more months judging by the also said that I should try and take it easy,try to relax more than normal."Eddie said,leaning into his lover's touch,relaxing fully into the warmth that he felt so safe in.

"Well,maybe you should go on now,I'll clean up here and tell everybody about boy's day .Bye baby,have a good time and just relax,okay."Harriet waved the boys goodbye and then went to cleaning the floor.

Once they got to the motel,they got a room and set about stripping to there boxers and getting in the bed,relaxing and falling into a deeply needed before they could fall asleep,the soft exchange of words made both of them smile lazily:"I love you."

Well,how was it?I don't know if there's any slash pairing such as this.I just hope it was well written.I know I haven't updated What's mine is yours in forever but this just came to me,ya know? Oh,please tell me how it was and please,I'm open for any ideas on the next chapter for What's mine is .Oh,this is going to be a chapter story and Steve was somehow stuck as Stefan and this is a world where male pregnancy is capable but some people still aren't comfortable with homosexuality,though.


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah. This made no sense. At all. Also, there's spaces after commas, FYI.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Back to You (audiobook!)

Back to You by All Hallows eve baby
Fandom: Halloween

Guess what, everyone! It's an audio reading! Read by me, Franzie von Karma! Isn't that awesome!?

Download it at my 4shared account here.
Also remember that 4shared has MP3 streaming. Don't want to download it? Just have a listen!

And, because the holiday season is upon us, I've included one more audiobook as a bonus!
It's a reading of the classic Artemis's Lover that I did months ago when I wanted to do a line of readings for "erotic" fanfics called Night Mode. I have no idea if I'm still going to do it, but I don't want to let this reading go to waste. Download Artemis's Lover here!

But wait, there's more! You can also read along with these lovely readings!

Back to You
Artemis's Lover

Have fun!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Natalie's Perverse Secret (NWS!!)

Okay, taking a break from the Freddy Kruger-raping, let's do something worse. Much worse.

Natalie's Perverse Secret by Patentleather1
Fandom: Natalie Portman

Ah, yes, the joys of real life fic. None of it is creepy at all, no.
So, let's begin with the introduction:

Hello everyone. I have finally written about a sexual fantasy of mine that I have had for quite a while on the very beautiful and sexy Natalie Portman. I think Natalie Portman is a goddess and she is the hottest girl ever. This is a fantasy of mine about her in a fictional story where I am dating Natalie Portman, where I get to act out all my fantasies and fetishes with her. The story does include pedophile content so I must say up front that I do not approve the practice of involving real children for sexual purposes, it is only fantasy in written form and should never be practiced in real life. I must also say up front that this story does not in anyway reflect the sexual orientation or practices of Ms. Portman or myself. It is just fantasy for the sake of entertainment. Although I must say that I do wish like hell that I was dating Natalie Portman.

...Aspergers much? Oh, yeah, that's right, there's pedo crap in this story. Literally.
Okay, so, our author here introduces us to his girlfriend, Natalie Portman (in case you forgot her name already).

My name is Adam and I must say that I am the luckiest guy in the world, for I have as my girlfriend the goddess Natalie Portman, the female star of the Star Wars prequels. We started dating a few months ago and she is madly in love with me. I must say that years before we started dating I have had a major crush on Ms. Portman, and have fantasized about many romantic occasions with her, and also sexual ones where when I masturbate I would have the most intense orgasms with my thoughts on making love to her.

Get used to this writing style. Just wait until we get to the dialog.

Natalie Portman and I met at the premier of Star Wars Episode 2 in May of 2002, and I still remember the first time I saw her in person, and the sexy cloths she was wearing. She was the one who broke the ice with me for I was to dumbfound to even talk to her, like a boy in junior high with a crush on a girl. She took notice to the fact that I was a big sci-fi fan, and since she was never a fan or knows anything about sci-fi she wanted to get to know me more to see what the world was like for a die hard sci-fi fan like myself.

Ah, yes, every nerds' fantasy.

After the premiere we went out to get a coffee and we really hit it off. Our causal relationship soon turned into a dating relationship, and within the next few months we were in a serious relationship. Our dates went from going to get coffee or McDonalds to going to fancy romantic restaurants. Because of the kind of dates we were going on I knew she was turning into my girlfriend. The physical aspects of our relationship were slow. I was anxious because if you can believe this I am still practically a virgin and quick and ready to have sex. Natalie Portman is a virgin to, only I did not know it at that time.


For with me it is because I do not do so well with the ladies, and with her she is so busy with her acting career.

...I'm pretty sure busy actors and actresses can make time for sex, but well, sheltered nerds and all.

Within the first month of dating she would let me hold her hands. It was not until the second month that we kissed for the first time. By the third month we were french kissing, and by the fourth month we were making out on a regular basis. By the fifth month she was ready to have sex with me for the first time.

This should be a chart or something.

I remember the first I had sex with Natalie Portman. We were both dressed in semi-formal wear for a date. I had on casual pants and a dress sweater with a sports jacket, and Natalie had on a very sexy red party dress with black silk stockings and a pair of very sexy 4-inch heels. When we came home that evening we made out on the sofa as we kissed and french kissed passionately that Natalie finally made the move on me. In the midst of our make out session she grabbed my hands and put them to her breast. I felt up her breast through the fabric of her dress. Then on impulse she sat me back and then with her and unzipped my pants. I was so caught up in the moment that I felt completely mesmerized and did not resist her in the slightest. Then she reached underneath my underwear and pulled my raging hard on cock out of my pants. Then she started to stroke up and down on my shaft with her hands, and oh man did it feel great. I masturbated several times and had great orgasm, but it never felt the same way ash she was jerking me off. Well her hand job did not last long for she knelt down and put my cock in her mouth. I felt like I was in heaven, for here my favorite girl in the whole world was giving me my very first blowjob. I felt sensations like I never did before as I saw Natalie's head bop up and down on my raging hard cock, feeling the intense sucking as she strived to take the whole length of my cock down her throat. After several thrilling minutes of her giving me a blowjob and I could not take it any more and grabbed the back of her hair gently to give her a signal to let her know I was about to come. She just continued to suck hard on my cock expressing she wanted to swallow. Then I exploded into orgasm and shot what I felt like gallons of white sticky cum in her mouth and then she pulled her mouth off my cock and swallowed my love juice.

...Dude, are you sure Natalie's a virgin?

Then Natalie told me it was my turn for me to please her. She started to take off her red party dress only to reveal that that she was wearing only a black thong along with the black silk stockings and 4-inch heels. She pulled her thong down off her legs, only to reveal to me the cutest snatch I have ever seen. I have seen many pussies over the years through porn mags and videos, but I never saw one as such as sexy and cute as hers.

It was so cute, it had Hello Kitty tattooed on it.

I first licked her labia and then I spread her labia wide open, and then I began to lick deep into her cunt. I found her cunt hole but it was still closed by her unbroken hymen, which revealed to me that she was still a virgin, her self.

Quoth Wikipedia:
The hymen is a fold of mucous membrane that surrounds or partially covers the external vaginal opening. It forms part of the vulva, or external genitalia.[1][2][3] Despite this, it is not possible to confirm that a woman is a virgin by examining her hymen.

So, we get more details on their first time and it's so perfect and wonderful and no awkwardness of any kind.

Over the next several weeks and month Natalie and I fucked like rabbits. We fucked at least once a day, as she gave me blowjobs, and I ate out her pussy. When we actually fucked one another we did it in the missionary position but also other positions as well. We tried doggie style, her on top of me, me on top of her, us lying beside one another, me on a chair with her on top, me standing up and holding her while I fuck her, and even cowboy style. Yes I fucked Natalie in every position we could think of, and we did it all the time. We did it every evening and even a lot of morning we would do quickies when we would get ready for work, as I would pull my cock out of my zipper and she would hick up her skirt or dress and we would fuck really quick before we left for work. When we left for work after we fucked it was hard separating us for our deep and passionate kisses. After several months of hot passionate sex, and even though it never got boring, we decided to try out other sexual things to spice up our love life. By do this we agreed to reveal to one another each of our secret fantasies and fetishes and fulfill them in one another. I agreed with her that after she made known a secret fantasy of hers to me and I fulfill it then I could do the same to her.

Yeah, we get it, you like to screw Natalie Portman. Sheesh.

Natalie's first fantasy she revealed to me is that she can cum sometimes just by manipulating her breast. So her fetish is that she fantasizes of a person nursing on her breast and sucking milk out of her breast as she gets off on it and cums from it. So she took off her shirt and she was not wearing a bra underneath it. Her breast are small, and I know that some guys are into big breast but I am not. Natalie's breast are perfect, for they are very perky and her nipples stick right out. She then sat on the couch and I lay down next to her and put my head over her lap. She then grabbed my head and pulled it to her right breast, and I open my mouth to receive her perky nipple into my mouth. I begin to suck on her nipple as if I were a baby breast-feeding. I could tell she was getting horny and excited because her breathing got heavier and heavier and then she began to moan loader and loader. Soon I was able to extract milk from her breast and I began to drink her milk. Just then she was able to bring herself to orgasm and she came. After I finished breast-feeding from her right tit I pulled my mouth off her tit and noticed a wet spot on the crotch area of her jeans where she had cum.

Trust me, it gets worse.

Then Natalie asked me what my fantasy of mine that I wanted fulfilled by her. I held my breath with nervousness and then revealed to her my shiny patent leather mary-jane shoe fetish that I never told anyone about until her. I told her that I have a major fetish for girls shiny dress patent leather mary-jane shoes, that I must have a thing for schoolgirls and the schoolgirl look along with shiny schoolgirl shoes. There is nothing I love more than to see a girl wearing shiny dress shoes, for I think that the shininess of the leather of girls dress shoes makes me go sexually crazy.

Yes, he gets turned on by shoes.

Well Natalie held her end of the bargain and the next day she went shopping. When she came home she revealed to me that she bought a schoolgirl uniform that included a white silk blouse and a plaid skirt, white nylon tights, and the best thing of all she bought the sexiest pair of shiny and glossy black patent leather mary-jane 3-inch pumps with buckle and strap. When I saw the cloths and shoes she bought I went immediate crazy with sexual lust. She wasted no time going into her room and getting dressed up in the schoolgirl uniform that she bought along with the white nylon tights and the patent leather mary-jane pumps.

Yeah, we get it, she had on nylons and mary-janes.

Natalie went over to the couch and sat down on it. She called me over to her, then had me kneel down to her feet. She lifted up her right foot until the shiny patent leather pump was right in front of her face. She commanded me to worship her shoe, to which I was glad to. I stuck out my tongue and began to lick all over that shiny glossy shoe, first starting from the toe, then all around the shoe, then all over the heels, and then finally I even licked over the shiny strap that held the shoe onto her foot. After I was finished with her right shoe I did the same exact thing to her left shoe. I just love the sensation of my tongue running all over that slipper slick leather, and by this time my cock was throbbing for a release, and Natalie knew it.

But wait, there's more!

She had her feet in such a way that both shoes were rubbing up against my rock hard cock at the same time. The shiny and glossiness of her patent leather mary-janes made the shoes slippery and they easily slid up and down the shaft and head of my cock. This gave my cock just as good of stimulation as it would be in Natalie's mouth or cunt hole. It took no time for me to cum, and when I exploded into orgasm it felt like a waterfall explosion and it looked to be about gallons of hot white sticky sperm ejaculated out of my cock and shooting onto her new shiny patent leather mary-janes. Soon her new glossy mary-jane pumps were completely soaked and drenched in my sticky white juices. Natalie then reached down to her feet and unbuckled her shoes, and then she took them off and pulled them up to her face so she could lick all of my white cum off of her shoes. While she was licking all my white sperm off of her shoes I quickly grabbed her feet that still had on the white nylon tights, and I pout them up to my face and began to smell her stinky feet. When she saw this she responded.

And now we get to the priceless, robotic, Asperger-fueled dialog!

Natalie: I see that you have more than just a patent leather mary-jane shoe fetish. For you seem to be getting yourself sexually off by smelling my stinky feet.

Adam: Yes I think you are right. I not only have a fetish for girls who wear shiny patent leather mary-jane shoes, along with the schoolgirl uniform; I get obsessed with girls feet. Always wandering what they smell like.

Natalie: But doesn't the stinky smell of my feet turn you off?

Adam: It should, and on anyone else it would, but your feet could stink to high heaven and I still would be turned on. Yes the smell of your stinky feet turn me on.

Natalie: Ok then smell away and get yourself off as you please.

And so, Adam smells away.

And that is exactly what I did, while she cleaned off the rest of my white sticky sperm off her shoes with her mouth and tongue, and swallowed it, I continued to smell her feet until the odor from her feet caused me to have another orgasm. Natalie was so shocked and amazed that not only would I love to smell her stinky feet, but that I was able to have an orgasm from it. I told her it was sort of like when I sucked her nipple and breastfed and she climaxed from that. Then she understood and let me fulfill my fetish at any time I wanted to. On a regular basis I would lick her shiny black patent leather mary-jane pumps after she wore them for the day, and then I rubbed them against my rock hard cock until I ejaculated my load onto her shoes over and over again, When she was not around I pulled those shiny mary-janes out of her closet and masturbate to them. I even smelled her stinky feet inside her shoes, which was enough to get me off and make me cum. Almost every day when she came home from work she relaxed on the couch, and figuring that her feet would be the stinkiest after a whole day of her feet were not aloud to breath from being in a pair of shoes, she would take off her shoes and let me smell her stinky feet. It got me sexually excited every time she let me do that, but sometimes I would orgasm from it and other times I would not. I guess it depends on the mood I was in and how horny I was at the time when she let me smell her feet.

I'm not sure how I would feel if my boyfriend started masturbating to my shoes when I wasn't around.

It was Natalie's turn for her to share another one of her fantasies with me and for me to fulfill it, and when I asked her what it was she replied.

Natalie: Not only have I always wanted to experience a guy fucking me in my cunt I have always fantasized what it would be like for a guy to take me from behind and penetrate me in my asshole.

Adam: So you are interested in anal sex?

Natalie: Yes I definitely am. I want you to fuck me in the ass. I want you to lick my anus and then ram your cock in my rectum!

Adam: Oh WoW a girl who is into anal sex. That is my fantasy as well. I lam also obsessed with girl's assholes and have fantasized about doing a girl in her ass

Natalie: So I see that not only do you have a fetish for girls shiny patent leather shoes, and her stinky feet, but you also have a fetish for their stinky assholes?

Adam: You got that right!

Natalie: Ok then lets stop talking and cornhole me.


So, then we get a lovely detailed account of Adam having anal sex with Natalie. Afterwards:

Adam: Well Natalie did you enjoy that?

Natalie: Oh yes I definitely did! I love getting fucked up my asshole just as much, if not

more than getting fucked up in my pussy. How about you? Did you like the smell and

taste of my asshole, and did you like having your cock buried deep in my anus? How do

you compare it with normal intercourse with your cock in my cunt hole?

Adam: Oh I loved it just as much if not more than having my cock in your cunt hole. I

definitely love the stinky smell of your asshole, and the taste of your anus. I especially loved the way your sphincter squeezed down on my cock so when I came it made it all the more intense. Thanks Natalie for being my girlfriend and giving me such great sexual pleasure!

Natalie: No problem Adam the pleasure is all mine. I love having you as my boyfriend and experimenting with all the sexual acts. I want to continue.

And so, it gets even worse.

I gave Natalie's a turn to reveal another secret fantasy and for me to fulfill it. She said that she wanted to take things up a notch and try bathroom games. She wanted to strip completely naked, then get into the bathtub and have me urinate on her. So I said I would do it. We took of the shirts off that we were still wearing, which then we were completely naked from head to toe since we were naked from our waist down. I still loved looking at Natalie's small perky tits with the nipples sticking strait out. For that started to get me hard again. Natalie led me up to the bathroom, and then she lay down in the tub. She asked me if I need to go pee, and when I said to her that I do not need to go now she told me to turn on the water in the sink and stare at it. I did so as she requested and after a few minutes at watching the running water I had to go, and I had to go bad. Then she told me to come over to her in the bathtub and point my cock at her and pee on her. I did as she requested and pee started to flood out of me like it was the Niagara Falls. I pissed yellow pee all over her body, while she was masturbating herself by rubbing her clit. I aimed my cock at her tits and pussy directly and pissed yellow pee all over her perky tits and pussy while she continued to masturbate herself. Before I could finish off my pee she grabbed my cock while I was still peeing like a racehorse and she aimed my cock directly at her open mouth. Then I pissed a boatload of hot yellow piss in her mouth. I filled her mouth with piss to the point that it was overflowing and the excess pee ran down her mouth and onto her chin and shoulders. After I finished peeing she had a mouth full of my hot yellow piss and she drank all my pee that was in her mouth. After she finished swallowing all my pee she was able to reach another orgasm as she masturbated her clit, and when she came her girl cum came out of her and mixed with my piss, and oh let me tell you quite a smell that was. It turned both of us on!

Jesus. H. Christ.

After she came down form her explosive orgasm, and I recovered form my long massive piss, Natalie got out of the bath tub and asked me what I would like to do next, since it was my turn to reveal another fantasy of mine. So I told her that I wanted to continue our bathroom games but push the envelope a little farther. I said to her that I have had fantasies where girls would shit on me and I play around in their shit. She found it no surprise since I do love girl's stinky feet and their stinky assholes. So she beat me to the question of asking her for the request for her to take a shit on me. So she agreed but she said that she did not need to poop at this time. So she went over to the medicine cabinet and got out some laxative and she ate it and said it would take a few minutes to kick in. In the mean time she came over to me and we kissed passionately while still completely in the nude. I could smell the sour odor and taste the tangy taste of my piss that was still in her mouth as I kissed her and french kissed her. Then after a few minutes of passionate kissing we felt her bowels kicked in and she needed to take major poop. Then she had me lie down on the bathroom floor, and then she squatted over me. I felt the nervousness and anticipation of having her shit on me, and having the whole bathroom stink for her nasty feces. Then as she squatted over me she pulled her ass cheeks apart only to reveal to me her tight pink puckered anus again. Then she asked me if I was ready and then I confirmed with her that I was. All I could see then was that she pushed like she was having a baby. And then she let out a big nasty fart and then her sphincter opened up and then a big thick long brown turd of shit came out of her anus and landed on my chest. She had more shit to go but she stopped at that point so she get up from squatting and then kneels down besides me. Then she smeared her stinky brown feces all over my chest, legs, arms, shoulders, and finally my face. The bathroom stunk so bad form her shit that Natalie was holding her nose with one hand while she was smearing the shit all over my body with the other. She was so amazed at how turned on I was, even in spite of the foul odor. After she covered my body from head to toe in her nasty brown feces she got up off the floor only to squatted over me again so she can take another shit on me and empty her bowels which were still full of her own feces. But this time I directed her ass over to my face and aimed her asshole right over my mouth, then she asked if I was sure I wanted to eat her nasty shit. When I confirmed with her that I definitely wanted to she then pushed again like she was having a baby and her sphincter opened up again and I saw another nasty long think brown turd of shit come out of her anus and into my mouth. When she was finished getting the major turd of shit out of her bowels she shit some more, but it was loose shit that even turned into a little diarrhea, which either went in and filled my mouth or completely covered my face in nasty and stinky brown solid and liquid feces.


After Natalie completely empties her bowels she farted a couple more times and then got up from squatting over my face. She just sat there with a look on her face that of discussed but also extremely horny. She sat there and watched me go to town feasting on her nasty and stinky brown shit. She watched with her hand over her nose and the other hand masturbating her clit. Then I went to town eating and feasting on Natalie Portman's nasty and stinky brown feces. While I was eating her shit Natalie took her hand away from her nose to embrace the nasty and stinky smell that flooded the bathroom. Then she took a hand full of own her shit and then went down to my cock and began rubbing her shit all over my extremely rock hard on and used her own shit as a lubricant to masturbate me with. As I chewed and swallowed her nasty shit that was in my mouth Natalie continued to rub my rock hard cock with her own shit as she continued to rub her own clit. Soon I was finished eating her brown solid nasty stinky shit and now I was drinking the rest of her loose diarrhea. After that the both of us were ready for an orgasm, and Natalie timing it right caused us both to climax at the same time. She shot her girl cum all over her clean hand that she was masturbating her clit with, and at the same exact time I ejaculated a boat load of white sticky cum out of my cock. My white sperm shot all over the place, but mainly landed on my body which mixed with the brown stinky shit that completely covered my body. After we both climaxed with both got into the shower at the same time and took a shower together. She washed off the my nasty yellow pee stains that was on her body and face, and in her mouth, and I washed off all of her nasty brown stinky shit stains that was completely covering my body and face, and in my mouth. As we washed each other's bodies clean we made out my kissing and french kissing passionately. Soon we were both clean and smelling fresh again after our shower together. Then we got into casual cloths and sat there on the couch snuggling and cuddling together while we reflected on the nasty and perverse bathroom sex acts. That we just performed.


Just when I thought that we had done the worst, and the nastiest sex act a couple could possibly engage in I was about to get the surprise of my life time when Natalie revealed to me her next fantasy. As we sat on the couch cuddling together I told her it was her turn to reveal yet another one of her fantasies and for me to fulfill it. At that time she was getting very nervous because since I asked her to do my nastiest fantasy of having her shit on me and for me to eat her shit, she was ready to reveal to me her nastiest and extremely perverse fantasy. But I could tell that she was nervous and tried to ask her about it.

Adam: What is wrong Natalie. You know whatever nasty fantasy you have I will

understand and try to fulfill it.

Natalie: I do not know Adam. You might not go for this one for it is a social taboo as well. I have to at least tell you up front that I think I am bisexual and I also have fantasies of girls.

Adam: Well no problem there is nothing socially wrong about being bi. For I must admit I have had fantasies of you with other girls like your costar Ashley Judd whom you played along with in the movie "Where the Heart Is." After I have seen that movie I have fantasized you and Ashley doing nasty lesbian sex together. Also when I saw your movie that you stared in called "Anywhere from Hear" and saw that Thora Birch had a cameo I fantasize you two doing it together. And when I saw Star Wars Episode 2 the chick who played the young Beru, Bonnie Piesse, I fantasized you two doing nasty lesbian sex together.

Natalie: Wow I never new you had those kinds of lesbian fantasies of me before. But I guess it come as no surprise since must guys get off on lesbians. Oh well I might as well tell you. In additions to have lesbian fantasies I also have pedophile fantasies.

Adam: WHAT!!!!

Natalie: Yes it is true, but it is specified. I do not like little boys but only little girls. So I guess you can say I have lesbian pedophile fantasies.

Adam: Well how young do you like them?

Natalie: I have had sexual fantasies of being with little girls as young as 7 years of age.

Adam: WoW, how long have you been attracted to little girls and known that you have lesbian pedophile tendencies?

Natalie: Oh I guess since I started puberty and started menstruating and getting interested in sex. I think I was 13 year sold when I starred to notice little girls and come up with sexual fantasies of me molesting them and having lesbian sex with them.

Adam: WoW, I will be understanding of course, and your secret is safe with me. I especially should be understanding since as you know I have a fetish for schoolgirls and have even had fantasies of being with little girls as young as 9 years of age.

Natalie: Wow, I had no idea that you like little girls as well. It seems that we share another sexual fetish and fantasy together.

Adam: I do not know how I will be able to fulfill this fantasy but give me a few days think about it.

Natalie: Ok but if you cannot come up with something I will understand, especially fulfilling that fantasy is a social taboo and can cause you to go to jail and for me to loose my acting career.


Well I gave it a few days and just when I was about to give up on thinking on how to fulfill this fantasy of hers a thought came into my mind. I just came up with the perfect idea Natalie to fulfill her fantasy. My baby sister is about to get remarried. Up to the point of her meeting her fiancée she was a single mother of a very cute and pretty 7 year old little girl. My niece's name is Veronica, and she is a lovely little 7-year-old girl who has long strait blond hair and blue eyes. She would be the perfect match for Natalie to make pedophilia love with. I also came up with the perfect plan to make it a reality. Since my sister is getting married she asked Natalie and myself to be in the wedding party. We accepted and her fiancée asked me to be the best man, and my sister Jennifer asked Natalie to be one of her bridesmaids. This excited Jennifer because she was going to have a celebrity be one of her bridesmaids. Jennifer was going to have her daughter Veronica be the flower girl. Well the plan was that I called my sister and told her to cancel the babysitter for Veronica for the weekend she was going to be away on her honeymoon with her new husband. I told Jennifer that Natalie and I would watch her and she would be safe. My sister agreed and thanked me because she would not have to pay a sitter now. Well my plan was now in full swing.

Oh. My. God.
To summarize the horrors that follow: Adam and Natalie have graphic sex with a 7-year-old girl.

It goes on for ten paragraphs.

And so, our story concludes:

Natalie: Adam I think it is time that we get married. Are you interested?

Adam: Yes I kind of am, but why now? We are living together, our relationship is going great, and we have great sex together? So why would you want to get married?

Natalie: Well for one thing I that since we have shared our most intimate and perverse sexual interest, like your scat and shoe fetish, and my pedophilia fantasies, I think it is time that we tie the not. Plus I wan to get pregnant and have m very one little girls so I can have sex lesbian mother and daughter incestuous sex with her when ever I want, and you can have strait father and daughter incestuous sex with her when ever you want. Plus we could always have a threesome already in our own house and in our own family. We will give a new meaning of keeping it in the family.

Adam: Ok then lets get married!

I could tell by the look on her face that she was excited about my accepting of her proposal, and so then we made plans to get married. All I could do the is think what life would be like if and when we do ever have that daughter that Natalie wants. But right now I do not care for I will be marring my favorite sex goddess in the whole world who is the sexy actress Natalie Portman.

The End!

What. The. Fuck.
This story makes me want to die. It manages to be one of the most repulsive, disgusting stories. Almost as bad as Agony in Pink. I hope the guy that wrote this feels ashamed of himself for thinking up this piece of garbage.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

No Bird Without a Sigh part 3

Okay, after that little lecture there, it's time I stop being so lazy with the updates. We have a horrible fanfic to finish!

No Bird Without a Sigh by FreddyJason27
Fandom: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Okay, Lori has just woken up from her dream sex with Freddy:

Lori was in absolute pain, after waking from the dream she went to the bathroom to check her injuries. Her entrance was bruised and bleeding in some places, making her look like some whore who had actually taken the beeting.

Wiping her eyes of any tears she promised herself right then and there. "I love Will." She said it to herself in the mirror, staring into her own grey blue eyes. "I love Will." Lori then rubbed some medicine over her entrance, being careful not to cause further damage and went back into her room.

Oh, now you decide you love Will. Sheesh.

The time was 1:00 in the morning, she had to get back to the camp. Lori still had all her things in her bag, which was in her trunk. Sneaking out her window and down the ivery on the side of the house she made it to her car.

It sat there staring at her with what seemed to be bug's eyes. She clicked the button and it unlocked, or, so she thought.

At first the door wouldn't open, and as Lori tugged the car seemed less inclined to open for her. A silent wind blew and she could have swore she heard, "your mine now Lori."

Ruh roh!

She shuddered and clicked it some more till she heard the click of the lock. Lori averted her gaze to the front of the car...did the front lights just blink? Her footsteps made no sound across the rough grass of Summer, as she moved to where she was standing in front of the car.

Instead of having the eyes of a bug they had Freddy's eyes, they were huge but they glared at her. His charred eye lids coming down to glare at her with icy blue, it was a creepy sight and Lori made her way back into her car. Turning on the ignition she looked into the mirror.

Freddy was sitting in the backseat, his eyes blaring at her with the intent to kill. He leaned forward to where his elbows rested on Lori's and the passenger seat head rest. "Where the fuck do you thing your going bitch?" His voice was cold and harsh and Lori merely shook with the sudden feeling of being cold. The air kicked on and sprayed her sweating face.

"I am going back to the campsite, I love Will." Freddy chuckled something sinister and her eyes returned to the mirror. He had those elf ears again and his teeth were sharp, his skin was redder than usual and his eyes were colder than ever.

Well, at least Lori realized how much of a dick Freddy is (although I wouldn't be surprised if the author thinks that Freddy trying to control Lori is the sexiest thing on Earth).

"Remember who you belong to bitch!" He lept forward to her and she flinched, Lori's eyes were bloodshot and tears streamed down her cheeks. Freddy chuckled and sat back, his demon face gone once more.

"I never will belong to you, ever!" Lori shot back and backed the car out of the drive, Freddy seemed suprised and his demon exterior came back. He lept forward, cursing her in every way.

As she drove down the highway to the camp she looked into the mirror, she was on the edge of Springwood but Freddy was staying. Lori was growing impatient, she snapped at him, maybe it was being tired or she got fed up. Maybe it was both but Lori sure wasn't going to take that.


Yay! Go Lori!

A honking filled her ears and the car swerved, Lori screamed and she felt a hand rest on top of her's. It steadied the car and another hand rested on her shoulder, not as cold as the hand on her's but warm. As the car came back to being straight she noticed that it was Freddy's hands.

His glove was on top of her right hand that was on the wheel, and his left hand was on her left shoulder. His cheek was pressed against hers and she could feel his warm breath on her features.

Lori was breathing heavy but Freddy was looking straight ahead, his eyes were slightly wide but he was probably trying to see the dark highway. His hand remained where it was and she somehow felt secure that Freddy was there.

A thought quickly crossed her mind and she turned her head to look at him. Why had he saved her? Why hadn't he just let the truck flatten her and take her soul?

...Are you shitting me?

Freddy didn't look at her, he kept his eyes on the road, hand still on top of her's. He must not have really cared about what she was thinking because if he had been looking he could have told what she was thinking. His left hand remained on her shoulder, a steady warmth, and his right hand stayed on top of her's.

"Freddy?" Finally Lori managed to say his name and he carefully turned his head, just barely to look at her. The road ahead was clear and Lori was pretty sure they were on the right side of the road.

"Why did that?" Lori's voice almost cut out as Freddy's face twisted into an ugly snarl. His icy blue eyes blazed with some new fury that Lori had never seen before.

"Would you want to be flattened by a two ton truck? Why don't you just fall asleep and I'll put you fucking through it?! If you don't crash and die here first!" Freddy spat and Lori looked back to the road suddenly feeling like a trashy whore again.

Oh, Freddy~ *swoon*

"Go away!" Lori yelled and Freddy turned his evil glare back on her.

"What did you say to me bitch?!" His voice was harsh and cold as ever, as his icy blue eyes blazed on. Lori was at a lost of words for a moment before finally finding some courage to muster.

"I said leave me the fuck alone Krueger!" Lori yelled once more wanting to move her hand from the wheel as Freddy's finger blades were digging into her skin.

"Oh back to last names are we bitch? Well I got news for you, you'd be road kill if it wasn't for me and you know what else? Your my bitch now and what I say goes. So if I want to stay here and rape you in this fucking car I will!" He growled and bit her neck, drawing blood, and marking her as his own.

Come on, Lori, you can resist him!

Lori screamed and took her left hand from the wheel, grabbing his ear, and pulling it off. Freddy pulled back and howled, as Lori reached into her bag.

"What the fuck are you doing?!" Freddy sounded angry and she could note a look of horror past his face for a moment before pure rage.

"Bye - bye Krueger!" She yelled and popped the bottle of Hypnocil. As she put it near her mouth, Freddy put his hand over her mouth and his other bladed glove on the wrist that held the bottle. Lori felt more tears well up in her eyes, as Freddy looked at the bottle with disgust.

"You little bitch." He growled, "you actually planned to take this poison eh?" He looked to the bottle then rolled down the window without even touching the button on the seal.

"It's better than kissing your fucking mouth!" Lori screamed as the air kicked on cold air, making goose bumps rise all over her skin.

*waves pom-poms* Go, Lori! Pop those pills!

"Is that right little bitch?" Freddy growled and his mouth was close to her's now. "Well, we'll just have to see about that." He through the bottle out the window and pressed his mouth to Lori's. She squirmed and tried to hit the gas petal but it wouldn't move.

Freddy's left hand came around the headrest and to the other side, holding Lori by the shoulders to the chair. His right came and cut up the middle of her shirt, also cutting her bra open to his hungry gaze.

Lori flushed and Freddy smirked, "it's nothing I haven't seen before." Lori squirmed harder now but it was all in vain. Freddy's tongue became ubnormally long and moved all over her chest, lingering longer over her nipples. Lori gave an involuntary moan and she knew Freddy had won.

Freddy smirked with victory and Lori found herself no longer sitting in the driver's seat. She was sitting on Freddy's lap, he was sitting in the driver's seat, and she was morally straddling his waist. His eyes were half lidded, but they were intense with passion and lust.

"Now little bitch, time to teach you who's in charge." Lori shivered and Freddy smirked once again...


Ahem. Okay, let's get ourselves back together and go onto chapter 5.

So, Freddy rapes Lori, yet again. And this time, she enjoys it. Hear that? It's my feminist ideals weeping. Also, everything about Freddy is described as "demon" or "demonic". Like that's supposed to turn me on. Puh-leeze.

By now a great bloody bruise between her breasts was forming and she dug her nails into his shoulder blades harder and harder. Lori was riding his two fingers harder and harder, she was sweating and Freddy felt himself getting hotter in the crampt space.

Freddy made the fan kick on and pelt him with cool air, Lori's finger nails broke through his sweater and she ripped the front of it open. Her fingers moved over the heated flesh, feeling the charred and burned skin under her fingers.

Why the hell would anyone want to touch that!?

Freddy's breathing was eratic as the girl rode his fingers, her chest was moving rapidly. Lori looked down at him and misty gray met icy blue. Her lips crashed onto his and tongue's mingled. Lori tasted her own blood and as Freddy tasted both her mouth and blood he groaned.

Freddy added a third finger and Lori moaned loudly, pulling back from the kiss and grabbing the charred are were his nipple would be. Lori pinched hard and Freddy gasped, letting the air out slow as she bit hard on his bottom lips. Freddy growled and yelled as Lori ripped open his bottom lip.

Lori lapped up the blood, making Freddy growl once again. "Bitch." He growled and groaned again when Lori clenched around his charred left hand fingers. Freddy's erection was sticking out but his pants were restricting his large size.

I think I'm going to throw up...

Lori felt herself coming close and she groaned, grinding down hard on Freddy's fingers, which were right above his pulsing cock. Freddy was about to explode but Lori came first, he watched as the moon struck Lori's pale sweaty flesh and blonde hair.

Angel Bitch

That was throught that came to Freddy's mind as he grabbed the back of her neck and pulled her in for a kiss. Lori put her hand on the back of Freddy's head and kissed back, massaging his tongue with her own.

"Freddy." She groaned and her hands moved over his chest. Freddy fell back in the seat and let the air conditioner cool his charred flesh as Lori lie her head on his shoulder. Freddy didn't move but he scowled down at the back of her head and he sat there with an erection straining his pants.

He eased open the zipper but a light hand stopped him. Freddy growled at her and she smiled at him something sinister.

Boy, do I wish the movies put emphasis on how large Freddy's penis is.

"Wait." She whispered and pulled herself off of him and aloud his cock to spring from his pants. Lori didn't lower herself on top of him, instead she put her hand under his chin and made him look at her. "Payback's a bitch wouldn't you say Freddy?"

Freddy didn't have time to react as he found himself pressed into the middle back seat. His hands were restrained at his sides, and his ankles were held down to the floor.

"What the FUCK!" He yelled and struggled against the binds that held him down to the car. Lori was smiling and Freddy felt his powers slipping away.

"It's amazing what you can read in books Freddy." Lori whispered and Freddy stared at her as she stroked the side of his cock. Freddy took in very deep breaths and tried hard not to moan and groan. He shivered instead and watched as the girl flicked her tongue over the head.

"Bitch..." Freddy's voice failed and he shook his head side to side, trying to stop himself from shaking and shivering under her touch.

Lori smiled and gave the head a light suck making Freddy suck in a heavy breath.

Okay, what the hell is going on now? Onto chapter 6 to find out!

"Bi-Bitch get the fuck off of me!" Freddy yelled and Lori just smirked, she could tell from Freddy's hardness what he wanted, but she had no intention of giving it to him. After what he'd done her entrance could only handle fingers, no large cocks tonight. Lori had every intention of leaving him begging.

Lori pulled off the shredded remains of her shirt and let them drop to the floor boards, she removed her pants and soaked underware. Freddy's eyes watched her movements like a hawk, the graceful coil of her body, and the way her hands moved across her own skin. She pulled Freddy's sweater and undershirt down to where they were just around his wrists, and his pants down around his ankles, stopped by his large combat boots. The only thing that pretty much didn't moved was his glove and hat, his eyes holding her misty blue.

Lori moved her fingers over his charred chest, finding the place where his nipple would have been and clamping her teeth around it. She could feel the slight nub left behind and her tongue teased it while she sat in his lap, it was hard considering his cock was sticking straight up. Freddy groaned with the action and hissed, letting out a stream of curses.


Lori was going to stream this out as long as she could, make him whimper if she could, but she highly doubted it. She moved down and slipped her tongue over his cock making the Dream Demon above her hiss with absolute pleasure and anger. Why wouldn't she hurry along with the show? She suckled his balls making Freddy groan and shake, writhering in an attempt to get free. As she felt his body tense, and seed come up his cock...she pinched the head. Freddy cried out and squirmed, trying to release himself.

"Bitch!" He cried as she teased the slit with her tongue, his cock pulsing, and he was trying to release. "S-Stop!" He yelled, the air pelting him and her back as the sweat rolled down his chest. As his cock calmed down and she traced a drop of sweat up his chest and to his neck. "Bitch! Why the fuck did you fucking do that?"

Lori smiled, making eye contact with him, "I just want to torture you." She knew better than to kiss him because he probably would have bitten her tongue off so she lightly nipped his lip. Freddy growled at her as she lowered herself again, she remembered what Freddy told her never to do again...but he deserved it.

Finding his entrance she shoved her fingers into him and he hissed with pain, she didn't even prepare him but for some reason he dimly welcomed the pain. Lori pushed in and out, beeting a steady rythm.


Freddy's cock was growing harder, and he felt himself giving more pre. He groaned out loud and shook with absolute pleasure as she sped up the pace, but she stopped short and he cursed loudly. Lori pulled up into his lap and kissed him, hard.

Freddy opened his mouth as she opened hers, tongue sweeping over each other, and dueling for dominance. Freddy won out and he plundered her mouth as her tongue ran over his, helping him along and the Dream Demon growled and gave a hard groan as she rubbed her core against his stomach.

He swore if this bitch didn't put herself down on his he'd go insane, she rubbed herself, but never impaled herself on his cock. She ran herself over it but she never got on him, and Lori felt herself moaning. Lori stopped abruptly and closed her eyes, she kissed him and he kissed back. She smiled and pulled herself from the Dream World, she felt Freddy's pull but resisted.

Oh thank god it's finally over. That was one of the most disgusting sex scenes ever.
So, Lori wakes up and drives back to the campsite. All her friends wake up and she makes up some excuse about how long she was awake. So, then we find out more about Lori's pals.

Rain pretended to like Lori, but she was always batting her eyes at Will and trying to weasle her way into her bed. Lori knew she was a slut, she'd slept with the whole jock teams...every single one of them. Any jock team, Hockey, Football, and Baseball.

Rain was only dating Micheal to get to Will, but Will was so in love with her, Lori. Lori felt awful all of a sudden, she was a slut...well...sort of. She was...confused, Will was love, and Freddy was lust. Lori felt like she was more a slut than Rain, but Rain didn't love Will. Lori did, at least she thought she did, and this added to her confusion.

Then we're treated to petty teenage behavior blah blah blah. Then they go swimming *yawn*. Oh, here we go.

Lori felt a hand clap over her mouth and she was covered up by the bulk of Micheal. "Hey little bitchy Lori. You know I'm really tired of your teasing." Lori squirmed and Micheal chuckled. She kicked him and he growled. He ripped away her shirt and Lori felt tears as he touched them, she could feel something hard against her thigh.

No one was going to save her as he pulled away her underware, and then she felt it. In an instant after he touched her core all she felt was cool air. She pulled back her underware and a pair of pants. Lori heard a gushing sound and her stomach turned, and her tent front was sprayed with a thin line of blood. She dimly heard the words, they seemed demonic and hard, like some sort of animal...and her eyes grew wide with fear...she knew that voice.

"Nobody, nobody touches Freddy's bitch!" Lori's throat clenched as the flap to her tent breezed open ever so slightly and she moved to the back of the tent. She heard a splash and then the chilling breeze came again and she shivered. A blade ran down the tent flap, opening it to the visitor outside. She saw the hat and then he tipped it up, revealing his lower face and she gulped.


"Am I dreaming again...or are you the Real World?" Freddy was close to her face a moment later and she closed her eyes. She could tell he had his demon face on, pissed at having to save her in this world and the fact that she left him the other night.

"Open your fucking eyes, or else I'll cut you eyelids off." She did and she saw his bloodshot icy blue eyes. His elf ears and sharp teeth were there and Lori could see his skin had gotten redder than usuall. She could tell through the moonlight that filtered into the tent.

"F- Freddy." She said as calmly as she could and put her right hand on his chest, the Dream Demon cast a quick glance to it then to her. "T - Thanks." Freddy paused as she saw his mouth twist back from it's snarl to just loosly hang, and his eyes lightened if that was possible.

"If you really think that's what I came here for...or that little thing is going to save you your dead fucking wrong." Freddy growled and pulled her down to her back, and Lori leaned up and kissed him before he could do anything. She rubbed his ear and Freddy growled, putting his gloved hand on her wrist, and pulled it away from his ear. He pulled back and narrowed his eyes at her but she simply sucomb to him.

Jesus christ, this gets weirder by the second.
Okay, next time, we're doing the last two chapters! Let's see if we can refrain from crying or throwing up this time.

What to do if someone doesn't like your fic

No, I'm not writing this because another person got offended by my comments on their fanfic/fanart (thankfully, it's been very quiet since that one and only time). I just decided to write this after finding myself reading a bunch of fanfic/fandom blogs.

Okay, so, you write yourself a fanfic and you think it's pretty awesome. You put it on or someplace and you wait for the incoming comments.

Well, you get comments alright. Just not the kind you were hoping for. These comments are bashing your fic like there's no tomorrow. You find it on bad fanfiction blogs and whatever. So, how should you handle this situation?

1) Stay calm.
I know, it's not like there's a horrible death plague going around and there's mass panic in the streets. However, this is something a lot of fanfic writers and fanartists forget. Just seeing all of those negative comments makes you want to scream and tear out people's throats, right? And you just want to tear them a new one and you start typing up a nasty reply on a blog or message board or whathaveyou. Well, stop. Turn off the computer moniter and go chill out for a bit. Like I said, it's not the end of the world if you get bad comments on you fic. Getting negative comments about things you've done happens to everyone.

2) Watch what you say.
So, you want to write a response to whoever said bad things about your fic. Okay, fine. If you decide to write a response on the spot, though, your thoughts aren't going to be as rational and clear when they are when you're calm. I've seen many a fic writer go onto GAFF or DeviantArt mere minutes after they see a negative comment and just go crazy. DO NOT DO THIS. I guarantee, you are going to be treated as a joke and no one will take you seriously. Not only that, if you come to regret the things you've said, just like in real life, they can't be undone. There are always chaches and screencaps that can come back to haunt you. #2 goes hand in hand with #1. If you feel like you must write a response, then go chill out first. Once you're calm and collected enough, then start writing. If you feel yourself getting emotional again, then take a break and come back to it later.

2a) Terms to avoid in your response

"Don't like, don't read!" (ever hear of bile fascination? That's why a lot of us read bad fanfics in the first place)

"You're just jealous!" (99.9% of the time, we're not)

3) Sometimes it's best not to fight back

Ever go to Encyclopedia Dramatica? In many an entry, it'll be noted that the subject tries to get ED to take the article down. What does ED do? They just laugh at them some more. Depending on who the comments are from, it's just a good idea not to give them more ammo. Don't email them. Don't comment on their profiles. Don't ask them to take their comments down. In some cases, it's not even a good idea to delete their comments. They will know and they'll give you more hell for it. If you can, just report them and move on.
Some people are more generous than others, though. If you remain clam, be polite, and not try to pick a fight with them, then they might take their comments down. Hell, that's what my beef with that one girl was. If she just asked politely if I would remove my comment about her picture instead of trying to pick a fight with me, then I would have. However, she chose to go the dramalama route, which just made her look like a complete joke.

4) Ask for honest critique instead

This is a big one. I'm sure most fic writers want to improve their writing. So, ask for honest critique! DO NOT ASK IT FROM YOUR BESTEST BEST FRIENDS UNLESS YOU KNOW THEY WILL BE BLUNT AND HONEST WITH YOU. Most likely, your friends and parents are just going to tell you it's "perfect", just so they won't hurt your feelings. It's a better idea to find someone you don't know on a message board or blog and ask them to critique your story before you post it.
If your story was already posted and you got negative comments, ask those commenters (unless they're ED or 4chan) how you can make it better. It's true, some stories will be a lost cause (mostly due to icky subject matter). However, most can be saved. And remember: IF YOU ASK FOR CRITIQUE, NO MATTER HOW HARSH IT IS, TAKE IT. Don't give excuses about how you can't or won't. Because, once again, you'll be treated like a joke.

5) Above all else, be polite and respectful, even if the commenters aren't.

So, that's my advice. Yes, I'll still be putting badfic on here. Just remember not to be like MissMysty and become a Drama Lama.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

No Bird Without a Sigh part 2

No Bird Without a Sigh by FreddyJason27
Fandom: A Nightmare on Elm Street

So, we left off with Lori going on a camping trip with her dad and worrying about Freddy getting back at her for raping him. Meanwhile...

Freddy paced his boiler room, in a fit of anger. Lori was gone, and she'd fucked him into that bed so many god damn times. Freddy felt his crotch tighten at the memory.
Oh, well then.

Lori's tight heat was something he missed and he wanted to rape that bitch so hard she would be screaming for mercy. But would Freddy give it? Hell NO!

Freddy's blades scratched the boiler on his right, causing the steam to coming shooting out at him, and he was covered in steam. He was covered in it, sheilding him from view of anything else. "I'll get you Lori, and when I do you will scream for mercy."

Was he covered in steam? I have to know!

So, Freddy merrily goes off and kills another girl. Meanwhile, Lori is out camping at Not!Camp Crystal Lake, as the author would like us to know. We also meet her friends, Will, Rain, and Michael.

"Hey! Over here!" She called and Will turned to her flashing her a bright toothed smile. She felt guilty, that dream about Freddy, and this longing to touch the dream demon. Will's smile dropped also as he saw her's had faded.

"Lori?" His voice questioned, "what's wrong?" Lori gave him another fake smile, standing and pulling her feet from the water. She felt the dribbles down her legs and kept up her fake smile for Will. Her mind screamed that she loved Will, but something dark inside her said other wise.

Sorry, Will, you have no chance against that hottie Freddy.

"Nothing the sun just got in my eyes." Lori lied and Will smiled at her, wrapping her in a warm and tight embrace. But that was just it, she almost begged for Freddy's needed it. The rough treatement, the rough yet soft sweater. His perverted hands running over her curves, his breath, hot as steam, running over her features. That tongue finding all her weak points.
Oh my stars, how scandalous! *fans self with hand*

"Come on let's set up." Will said holding up his sleeping bag and his tent. Lori nodded and followed Will, setting the tents up below a large tree that grew by the lake. Lori didn't speak, but she heard the voices of the others. Although she heard, she did not listen, her mind was on something else. Freddy in particular.
Well, no shit.

The afternoon was crisp and she could feel it growing cooler, as the first night of summer neared. Lori had found her way back on the dock, imagining Freddy as he came up and grabbed Jason Voorhees, and trying to drown him. She remembered tackling him, seeing that demon face.
Wait, what?

Taking a deep breath she took in the marelous view before her. As she tipped her head back she felt the wind brush against her in view neck.

She imagined Freddy's teeth giving a powerful nip, making her bleed, and then swaving it with that demonic tongue. Lori restrained from moaning out loud as Will came down the peer.


"Lemonade?" Will asked holding out a sweating glass to her, another glass for himself as Lori took the one he held out to her. She sipped from the sweet glass, watching as the sun was beginning to set. "Beautiful isn't it?" Will asked turning to look at her, "just like you.

The words stung, she'd lost her virginity to another man and she'd even slept with him again. And Will....he knew Freddy had taken it...but he'd never been told that she'd done it with Freddy again.

I'm not sure having sex for the first time with Freddy Kruger would be an accomplishment for many teenage girls.

And he would never have to know...unless...she moaned Freddy's name out while having sex with him. She turned her head to smile at Will, who wrapped his arm around her waist.

Again, she wished for Freddy's arm, the rugged feeling of his left hand running around the top of her breasts through her low cut shirt. His tongue snaking around, she wanted rough corse feeling...and yet...she also wanted love. Love would come from Will, roughness would come from Freddy.

I know my ideal relationship is one with an undead serial killer who wants me dead.

Yet at this very moment she wanted more of Freddy than of Will, who sat right next to her, showering her with his love and admiration. She turned to look at him and smiled something that was more lie than sincerity.

"Lori," he said, "I've been thinking since Freddy and Jason fought do you...ya know." Will seemed shy in this moment and a blush rose to his tan cheeks. "Do you want to, with me?" The question was simple for Lori to see : Do you want to have sex with me? Lori gave him the kindest lying smile she could give him.

Hey, we watched two undead serial killers fight each other, does this mean you'll have sex with me?

Lori rejects Will, sorta, by saying she doesn't want to have sex with him at the camp, but in Paris. Siiiiigh. That night, Lori decides that she simply MUST be with Freddy again and secretly packs up her things.

Lori grabbed her car keys, hearing every one quietly sleeping she grabbed her car keys. She had a nice sports car from her Father, popping the trunk she put her things inside, and getting in the driver seat. She started the car and put it into gear.

She found herself driving down the road and she heard her cell phone ring as soon as she got back into the area...where Freddy could reach you. Lori never took her eyes off the road...never averted her gaze...and never even looked to see if it was Will or her father.

Lori picked up the phone and pressed the answer button, finally after a pause putting it to her ear. The reseption was cracked and she heard the faintest sound of breathing, it was raspy and sounded cracked.

I give you three guesses to who it is.

"Welcom home, bitch." Lori didn't need to ask who it was and she decided, just to make the dream demon on the otherside want more she responded to him.

"Will I see you when I get home?" At first there was no response, as if Freddy was suprised that she was actually answering back.

"Why not? I've got time and you have to sleep sometime." She could have swore she heard Freddy sneer. She smirked at this and held a very calm voice as she said.

"What if I take Hypnocil for another week, because you know I was supposed to be gone for a week as it was." Lori smiled at the angry growl on the other side of the phone, obviously Freddy's up right anger at the thought.

"Why'd you come back?" His voice sounded angry and she smiled at the thought, she'd missed him. Lori wipped the smile off her face and turned off her phone on him. It rang again, and again, and again until finally somehow from the dream world. Freddy clicked it back on.

"BITCH DON'T FUCKING HANG UP ON ME!" His anger was evident as ever and Lori just smiled, picking up the phone and sticking her tongue out. She knew Freddy could tell because his response came quickly. "Aren't we being childish? Remind me to bite off you tongue bitch!"

"You forget Freddy, since the other night, your my bitch." A colorful vocabulary came from Freddy, and Lori through the phone out the window. She turned on the music, listening to a song about dreams.

It would be easier to, you know, turn the phone off.

She drove all night, reaching home a little after midnight. She snuck up stairs, tip - toeing as to not wake her father. Lori hadn't even thought of telling the others why she left, she'd worry about that later. Opening her bedroom door she closed it behind her, soundly locking it. Making her way over to her bed, she lie down.

Her head rested on the pillow, then she thought better and stood putting on a red night gown with green lace. She slipped on her red underware, and bra, she highly doubted it would be a challenge for the Dream Demon. But who says she couldn't tease a bit?

Laying down on the bed she made sure she was belly down, if Freddy gave her a rude awakening by shoving his cock in her ass, she would probably have to take it. The thought didn't please her very well, but she made it work by laying there.


"Hello Bitch." He growled as she felt the bed move when he stood up on his knees in front of her. She could see the red and green of his sweater above the book, as she openly ignored him and turned the page. Lori knew she was stretching his last nerve, and as he ripped the book from her hands, she knew she'd stretched it to far.

The book was thrown across the room, and she turned her eyes up to his angry gaze. "That was a classic." She said and Freddy brought his hand up to her face, flicking them dangerously close to her face.

She stared at him with half - lidded eyes and merely uncrossed her legs, giving him a bird's eye view of her underware, as the night gown hitched up. A view he took full advantage of. His icy blue eyes moved from her grey like blue ones, and down her figure which he looked at thuroughly.

"And what do you want, Mister Krueger?" She emphasized 'mister' to make him angry. Well, at least more angry than he actually was.

His icy eyes narrowed and he grabbed her thighs, pulling her to where she layed flat on the bed and her legs were around his waist.

"To fuck you so hard you beg me to stop." Lori listened to this as his burned face lowered to her pale beautiful one. She shivered and Freddy smirked....

Ohh boy! Where will this lead!? Onto chapter 3!

Freddy smiled at Lori's shivering. Finally he would make her stop teasing him and get some relief. His bladed glove smoothed up her nightgown, showing pale flawless skin.

Something he would love to decorate in bruises, cuts, and bite marks. Freddy took the time to notice that she was wearing an underware and bra, he gave a sort of angry grunt which he could have swore, he heard Lori giggle.

Freddy's eyes gave a dangerous flash as he turned his heated gaze to her eyes, his bladed glove rising to flick in front of her face. She didn't even flinch.

Her chin was in the palm of his glove in a second, the blades twirled with her long blonde hair. It was shoulder length now but some strands had been cut with his rapid movement.

Her eyes were twinkling and held false innocents, trying to be as naive looking as possible to what she was doing. Freddy growled at this, flicking the blades a little more to cut more of the golden locks, her grey blue eyes never leaving his icy ones.

He wanted to dominate her, make her shake in fear, and beg for him to stop.

How is this an ideal relationship again!?

Now all he saw was some girl who wanted to torture him by acting calm, smart, and foolish in her taunting. Freddy smirked, he'd break her, he'd break her hard. Lori watched as he shreded the night gown and picked away her underware.

She was clean, not a lick of hair there.

"Aren't we a clean bitch." The worst part was Freddy hadn't seen her like this since he raped her, that... 'other night' ... he liked to call it, he'd never seen Lori's core.

The flesh there was pale, unlike the rest of her which bore even the slightest of a tan. Her breasts were full and didn't sag in the least. Unlike his wife's, at the mere thought of his wife Freddy felt like being sick.

His wife had never been 'beautiful', or 'fair', like the thing looking at him now with "I'm innocent but fuck me right now eyes." Oh no, ugly as fucking Hell!

He'd just been looking for a fuck and then all of a sudden she runs up to him saying, "I'M PREGNANT FRED ISN'T IT WONDERFUL!" No it isn't wonderful you bitch!

No, really, how the flying fuck is Freddy fucking Kruger an ideal catch!?

Freddy's rotten teeth lowered to her nipple, biting and swerving his demonic tongue around it, Lori moaned. Freddy stopped. Did she just-? Freddy felt his pants tighten harder.

He wasn't sure if this was good or bad, Lori was moaning and now moving against him, begging through her body to be hurt. It was sexy and turning him on no doubt...but...something about this just didn't feel right. But hey, who the fuck takes a writhering girl below them for granted?

Freddy lowered his mouth once more, feeling her pelvis move hard against his, and his cock stretch his pants. Lori moaned again, and Freddy bit harder.

This time Lori whimpered, now that's what I want. Freddy thought and roved his tongue around it, by now her nipple was bleeding hard and giving away a nice amount of blood for the Dream Demon.

He went over and bit the other, swerving his tongue around for the same effect. Her whimpers continued. His mouth moved to her stomach, leaving bloody bruises in his wake.

Then, something made it's way to Freddy's nose. He removed his mouth and looked at her sex, it was dripping, the salty fluid it gave away was making Freddy's nerves tigh themselves in knots.

"Freddy." Her voice was heated and Freddy's cock twitched in response to the passionate cry from the girl below him. Dammit! Freddy cursed loudly in his mind, hating the day he'd even first seen the girl now begging him for release.

Lori actually wanted pain, she wanted him to fuck her hard. Why the fuck dosn't she ask her fucking boyfriend to do it?

Because she wants you. Freddy felt like screaming at this point as he lowered his mouth to taunt Lori, her breathing was eratic and he heard the sheets tear slightly as he moved his tongue around her entrance. Now even the Dream Demons' were in on it.

Just think Freddy, here's a chance to get out of Springwood...forever. At first, Freddy didn't get it. Then a thought crossed his mind, if he had a baby with Lori. Then that kid would grow up and move out, go cross country and do whatever kid's do.

Yes, let's get an underage girl pregnant so he can rape and murder all he wants. This fanfic makes me want to kill someone!

Before Freddy knew it he was on the matress and Lori was cupping his crotch. Pulled from any other thoughts Freddy groaned loudly.

"Bitch." He glowered, smirking as Lori ripped open the two shirts that he wore. She bit his neck, making him bleed as he pinched her nipples again. She moaned near his ear and bit it, making him growl.

A growl that soon died into a moan as she moved her pelvis against him again. Lori undid his pants, never fummbling and pulled them down. Freddy groaned with his releasal, feeling Lori remove his underware as well. As she was about to ride him, Freddy flipped them over to where he was on top.

Freddy pounded her hard, making Lori groan below him, and he beat her core hard. He didn't stop after she climaxed, or he did. Freddy kept going until Lori was beeting his chest, practically begging him to get off of her.

After about an hour almost of just fucking her he released her and she whimpered, her opening was bleeding from the rough treatment, and her hips were bruised black and purple.

As he stood, fixing his sweater with a wave and replacing his pants back in place, he made his way for the door.

"Who's who's bitch now?" Freddy asked cackling madly, as he heard her whimper again he paused at the front door. Something inside him twitched slightly, something so far in his conciense he barely felt it. Guilt.

Freddy's face twisted into a snarl and he felt the need to yell at Lori, storm into her room, slap her and tell her to stop crying. But that only seemed to make that thing in his chest swell to a great size. Making it spread over him, as another child entered the dream scape, Freddy tilted his hat.

He made his way out of the house dream scape, and into a beach setting. His hat down...all the while.

Jesus H. Christ.

Ugh, I have to take a fucking break from this...crap. Next time, chapters 4 and five of this monstrosity!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

No Bird Without A Sigh part 1

Sorry I abandoned you, the >5 people who read this magic blog. I tried the schedule, and, well, speed college makes you forget these things. Anyway, I have a new fanfic for you all today!

No Bird Without A Sigh by FreddyJason27
Fandom: A Nightmare on Elm Street

You know what it's time for? Mondo bondage!

Freddy was no where near where he thought he was, instead, he found himself in some strange room. It was probably a teen's room...a girl's room. He tried to move, but found himself chained down by some chains, there were strange markings on them, like incantations. Pulling and tugging, he found them on his ankles and wrists, so far he was strapped down, spread eagle on a bed. Great....
Yes, there's nothing sexier than a chained up Freddy Krueger.

A thumping filled his ears, like padded feet moving across the room. Craining his head to look, he saw a figure move in the shadows. The figure stepped into the moonlight by the wall sized window above the bed. Revealing...Freddy smirked something evil. "Hello, Lori." His voice was that of a smart ass and he smirking up at her something evil. Desiring nothing more than to be out of these chains and doing something delicious to the young girl who stood before him.

"Freddy." She said and sat on the endge of the bed, she was wearing a red silk night gown with green lace. Freddy's two favorite colors no less, seeing her in that was practically making him hard.

Wow, that was a quick way to creep me the hell out.

"You did something to me, 7 months ago, something I can't ever forget." Freddy's smirk remained, but his face bore absolute shock when her fingers started lazily running over his stomach. Lori's fingers ran circles around his stomach, moving the fabric up to reveal his dark blue undershirt.

He moved himself slightly, not really moving away or towards her but resettling himself. There was definatly something wrong here, definatly. Lori climbed onto the bed and pulled his Christmas sweater up as she did so. He was staring at her with something between shock and confusion. Lori's fingers ran over the undershirt, feeling his burned muscles underneath.

Oh god why the hell would you want to touch Freddy like that!? EW EW EW!
(I bet he feels mushy, not "rock hard".)

"You know Freddy, at some point, I wondered if your whole body was burned like this." Freddy heard a ripping noise before he actucally saw her tear open his undershirt. What was wrong with this bitch? He was supposed to be the one on top of her, not like this!

Her fingers smoothly ran over his stomach to his chest. Lori lowered her mouth to where his nipple would have been, and bit, hard. Freddy's icy blue eyes went wide and he felt himself growing harder despite himself. His body reacted to her simple touches, making him angry with not the ability to resist. Freddy gulped in air as Lori licked the red marks she'd caused on his already charred skin.


"Want me to stop Freddy? I can if you want." She whispered, her fingers teasingly playing with his belt. Freddy didn't know what to do but this girl was driving him insane, for no apparently good reason. Lori, wasn't wearing any underware, Freddy realized when he felt smooth flesh against his torso as she straddled him. Freddy's eyes immediatly went down to see her sweet flesh. His eyes grew wider as she rubbed it against him.

"Freddy, Freddy." She whispered to where his eyes turned to look at her. She lowered her fingers to her enterance and slipped them inside of herself. She kept whispering his name, growing louder and louder with each moment. Freddy couldn't turn his eyes away as Lori rode her own fingers, right on top of him. "Harder." She begged and Freddy groaned, thrusting his hips in need.

He bit his bottom lip and threw his head back, his hat covering his eyes as he fought against the binds that held him. Lori screamed his names two times while coming and he was panting on the bed, despiratly needing attention.

Kill me now.

Lori's juices ran down the sides if his torso, she licked him clean, and Freddy panted. She moved down to his belt buckle, putting her head down, and taking it off with her teeth. Freddy stared as she removed his belt buckle. Feeling the restraint of being in his pants of so long gone he watched as Lori ran her fingers lightly across his shaft. "Bitch." He growled as Lori put herself on top of his erect cock. Freddy gasped at her tightness, even when he'd raped her she was so tight, but this, he groaned.

Freddy growled low and dangerous when she removed herself unexspectedly. She moved up, her breasts were a few inches above his face, and he could see the erect nipples underneath. Her juices, which were dribbling out of her, were warm against his stomach. Lori was reaching for his gloved hand, and Freddy flexed it, warning her. His icy blue eyes burning a hole in her as he looked up at her.

But instead of trying to take off the killer weapon, she licked his palm, her tongue lazily moving over it, before trailing up his middle finger to the tip of the blade. She sucked on it and Freddy got harder, if that was possible. Her tongue ran over the side of the blade, back to his hand, were she nipped the tip of his finger. Lori pulled back and looked at Freddy with a drowsy look.

Who the fuck finds this erotic!?

Freddy was still lying below her, and his cock was sticking straight up against her back. He knew she could feel that, but she seemed to be coldly ignoring it. She finally straddled his legs, but she didn't sheath herself on him. She raised her right hand and began to play with him. Running lazy paths over his cock. Freddy hissed, wanting to be touched harder, or to be inside her, hell even her mouth would be nice contact.

She was still running her lazy paths as Freddy hissed out, "bitch." Lori squezed the head, hard. Freddy groaned, wishing nothing more than to call her every name in the book, but right now, she held a rather precious organ to Freddy. Lori lowered her mouth and began to suck his head, making the dream demon groan despite himself. He shook his head from side to side and panted and gasped. Trying not to let the sounds escape him, no way he would let this bitch have what she wanted.

The sucking stopped and Freddy let out a moan of anger for the contact lost. He looked down at Lori to see her licking her lips of a slimy liquid, his pre. He put his head back down on the comforter, letting his eyes be shaded by his amazingly still in place hat. Lori moved but Freddy stayed still, tensing when he felt her fingers brush along the underside of his cock. What was sh-?

Oh of all the places...

"FUCK NO BITCH!" Was Freddy's only reply as Lori's fingers moved into his entrace, the one he thought, shouldn't exsist. Freddy's teeth were grit and he was trying hard not to scream while her fingers were inside of him. Lori moved her fingers in and out, and Freddy silently wondered how she knew that damn hole even exsisted! Freddy's hips began to rock and he found himself disgusted at the fact that he was responding to this.

Lori pulled her fingers in and out and again, his body moved in rhythm. She took his head in her mouth, making the Dream Demon moan with the extra pressure applied. He was getting tied in knots and he felt himself growing higher. He closed his eyes as he fell over the edge and into the dark abyss that awaited, groaning as he did.

When he was back from his high he opened his eyes to see Lori staring down at him, stroking the side of his face. He wanted to cringe away from that hand but instead he bit it, growling. "Never again bitch." Lori smiled at this and retched her hand free, causing cuts to appear from his teeth, "never again." She whispered and she began licking the blood on her hand, Freddy pulled up slightly and licked it also, and their tongues mingled. Running over Lori's hand, Freddy felt her tongue glide into his mouth, and he halfway felt the need to bite it off.

Yeah, real sexy, an undead serial killer who wants to kill you.

Instead he found them dueling for dominance, but Freddy won out, and licked over her mouth. Tasting every inch and leaving his foul demons mark in every nook and corner. Lori moaned into his mouth and Freddy was breafly suprised at her responding. She ran her tongue along his and all over, mingling with his. She pulled back for air as they both panted, something flickered in her eyes and Freddy wondered only for a moment what it was, before dismissing it.

Lori moved back and put herself down on top of his cock, making Freddy groan loudly as she let out a little mew of approval. Rocking and twisting Freddy thrust up into her, she moved to, roving her hips in the opposite direction than him. Freddy twisted and she gasped, Freddy was large and wasn't suprised to find that the girl would need to be stretched before taking him all in. Lori murmered his name and groaned, and gasped. This made Freddy speed up the pace.

As they came closer and closer, Lori clenched around him and Freddy groaned. Lori didn't even know she was doing it and Freddy was in absolute ecstacy. "Harder." Neither knew who said the word but it sure didn't make a diffrence. They came together, his seed shooting across her walls and Lori contracting around him. Lori fell on top of him, still shethed on Freddy and tired, panting.

Freddy should get into the uterus-painting business.

After catching her breath she sat back up and touched Freddy's cock, it was tender and stood attention just by touch. "Now Freddy," Lori whispered holding the Dream Demon's hateful icy blue glare, "time for payback when you raped me." Her fingers stroked and moved across him, never stopping, her tongue came in too, and squezing and other things. She didn't stop what she was doing, making Freddy growl out horrific things at her and writhe on the bed.
Okay, so not only does he want to kill her, he raped her, too. Yeah, Freddy is every girl's dream guy.

He didn't know how many times he came but his cock was so tender and over worked he couldn't even give pre any more. The sheets were soaked with come, and sweat making him wrinkle his nose, and lay back on the sheets. Lori straddled his waist once more while Freddy silently begged for peace, of the nature where she left him alone. Her fingers played lightly over his charred skin. Moving over every inch of his chest and stomach, finally she reached his face and touched his ears. Freddy was stiff, trying not to move around out of fear that she might fondle him again.

Her fingers lazily ran over his ears before moving to his eyes, tracing the rim of them before moving down across his lips. She lowered her head and nipped the top of his ear, before running her tongue along the bottom of his eye down to his lips. He opened his mouth and she kissed him, hard, they dueled and explored before both pulled back for air. They continued this and Lori ran her fingers over Freddy's chest, feeling the corse skin. Lori pulled back one final time and looked at the clock, 4:54. She had to get up at five, so she stood and Freddy growled.

Sorry I can't stay and have sex with you longer!

"Hey bitch, where the fuck do you think your going?" Lori turned to look at him her lighter green eyes looked into his icy blue. "I'm going on a camping trip, I'll be gone for a week."

Freddy growled some profanities and jerked the chains as the clock struck, 4:58. The chains broke, the spell holding him down was over. He was on top of Lori in a second, tearing at the gown she'd been wearing. It was all off in no time and Lori lay bare beneath him, she looked up into Freddy's blue eyes as his dream world powers that had been held back by the binds came back to him. "You aren't going any where, Lori." His voice was low as he touched over her creamy flesh, "Freddy." She whispered in heat, opening her legs to him to his suprise.

Smirking he lowered his mouth to toy with her, running lightly over the folds and into her dripping heat. She writhed and Freddy smirked, but howled in absoltue anger as she dissappeared from the dream world. "SON OF A BITCH!" He yelled angrily.

Oh, Freddy, you and your desires to rape and kill. Gawrsh!

So, Lori and her dad get ready for their camping trip and Lori is worried that Freddy will be waiting for her when she gets back.

And that is just chapter one! Next time, chapters two and three.