Thursday, June 12, 2008

Horrible Fan Art: OBECTION!

I love Ace Attorney. It's one of my favorite series, especially since very few characters really annoy me (Dhalia and Iris). But, the fandom is full of creepy people, like Sailor Moon.
Anyway, one of the most popular parts of the series is, of course, OBJECTION!
This has led to some pretty bad fanart from not only fangirls, but fetishists, too. ugh.
Note that I got all of this just by searching "objection" in DeviantArt.

http://gnight.deviantart.com/art/OBJECTION-60628555

And already we're hit by the fat furries.

http://thewhiterose000.deviantart.com/art/Objection-59886117
OMG A KITTY IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S OBJECTING ISN'T THAT SO WACKY!?

http://zaffe.deviantart.com/art/Objection-50873889

OMG NINJA LAWYER ON A SKATEBOARD HOW RANDOM!!!

http://poorlyexecuted.deviantart.com/art/OBJECTION-88366476

No, it's not Morgan Webb, guys. Sorry.

http://vegafanatic.deviantart.com/art/Objection-The-Musical-54407988

OMG A MOVIE POSTER AND IT'S A MUSICAL ABOUT LAWYERS AND...oh wait, I made this. *ahem*

http://missmysty.deviantart.com/art/OBJECTION-78581643
Apollo has a weird-shaped head. [2010 update: the artist has since deleted not just the picture, but also her whole profile. You can read more of that story in the "My First Flame" entry!]

http://foxfire5.deviantart.com/art/Objection-41976832
We don't need a fat Mia Fey. Her boobs are big enough already. [Update: Artwork has since been deleted]
on a related note:

http://slifer-x000.deviantart.com/art/Inflated-Mia-Fey-58617971
I hate inflation fetishists.

http://finalfantasykitsune.deviantart.com/art/OBJECTION-26657398

What the hell is it with furries and Phoenix Wright? I swear, there's a ton of furry art like this.

http://virado.deviantart.com/art/OBJECTION-78367922
It's also popular to take screenshots of anime and TV shows where a person is pointing dramatically and put OBJECTION! on them. Yes, I know Haruhi parodied AA at one point, but it's still fucking lame.

And so, art like this (except for my genius movie poster) is the reason why I pretend the AA fandom is only less than 10,000 people and none of them are creepy.


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