Sunday, May 4, 2008

Story Description Special: Yu-Gi-Oh

Most of the time, the story descriptions on are really damn horrible. Just as bad as the stories themselves.

This is the first part in a series, starting with Yu-Gi-Oh.

Life's not easy for Bakura, a cursed kitten alone in the world where the weak are shunned. However, things turn around when his reincarnation Ryou invites the kitten into his home, and his life. He has no idea what he's getting himself into...

Tee hee, Bakura-kun's a kawaii little KITTY!!!!!! ^________^

Serenity wants to have a boyfriend and starts to cut herself and she wants her brother to understand her choice. Seto is cutting and planning to commit suicide and wants Mokuba to understand why. Will it be too late or will an unlikely event happen. R&R

What the fuck is it with fangirls and cutting!? Well, at least this one's blunt about it. WARNING: THIS FIC HAS CUTTING R&R

I'm rewriting the YuGiOh series the way it should have been! This will be YamixYugi and perhaps SetoxJoey if you people want it but it will be YamixYugi no matter what! Full summart inside 'cause I suck at short ones... ON HIATUS!

As I mentioned in the last entry (My Immortal), it's one of the rudest things in the world saying that an established story would be "much better if I wrote it". Yeah, YGO would be soooooooooo much better if all the male characters were gay and had lots and lots of sex.
I have no problem with yaoi in fanfiction, as long as the fanfic author doesn't act like "THIS IS HOW CANON SHOULD HAVE BEEN".

The miko is at it again with another of her mutilations, um I mean adaptations. This time it's one of the awesome and classic sci-fi film Blade Runner. Die hard Blade Runner fans STAY AWAY! You have been warned.

Okay, I admit, I haven't watched Blade Runner yet (shocking, I know). But, I'm sure most BR fans wouldn't appreciate their fandom being retold with YGO characters. I know I wouldn't.

Yami has been abuse by his parents in many ways, no kid should expierence but still do. Tea is a sweet innocent girl, that comes to his care, when he's beaten up. Seto,a rich teenager, and is Tea's 3year boyfriends. A love Triangle forms.Love? hate? Trust

Here's another common fanfic cliche: A character with nice parents in canon is horribly abused by them in fanfics. I guess this is the fangirl version of writing mean songs about their dads.

Usagi Kinmoto is an Egyptian girl with many secrets. Many of them, she didn’t know she had. Having died and reincarnated twice already, can Usagi fulfill her destiny? Will the third time be the charm, or will she reincarnate again?

Uh, does anyone know anyone from Egypt with a Japanese name? Didn't think so.

Cloud Strife still longs to defeat Sephiroth, but after seeing his rival in his dreams, darkness slowly takes over his heart. Will he learn to turn back to the light, or will Sephiroth convince him to stay in the shadows?

The description makes it seem like it's a FFVII fic only. I was going to report it was in the wrong section until I saw that it's actually a FFVII/YGO crossover. Jesus H. Christ, it's not hard to say it's a crossover in the description!

Shizuka catched Seto cheating on her.. Song is by MY CHEMCIAL ROMANCE and I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!

The word is caught and My Chemical Romance is shit.

After a vampire comes into Yugi's room late at night and kidnaps him. Can he break the cold heart of the vampire or forever be torture by him. If he does then what will happen if his father gets to him and escapes. Can the vampire save him or will he die

Another fangirl staple: vampires. No matter what genre the fandom is in, there has to be a fanfic with vampires and yaoi.

Okay, that's enough for now.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You know it doesn't bode well for the actual story when the description alone sucks. Seriously, how hard is it to just say what the story's about without getting all flowery? 8-)