Sunday, April 1, 2012

Tales of Adam Part 5: Ch. 1-9

Tales of Adam Part 5 by Adam "Asskicker" Richmond
Fandom(s): Tenchi Muyo! and a whole ton of other animus

So after a million years I've been freed from my "terrible fanfiction burn-out" prison and I've decided to at least finish Tales of Adam.

Part 5 is 23 chapters long, so I'll be splitting it into three parts.
In this segment, we find out about Adam's horrible self-esteem, Yosho get's kidnapped, and Jurai gets taken over by Kagato. Oh noes! It's okay, Adam is still ridiculously overpowered.

Listen/Download here.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

A Sorcerer, a Demon, and Emeralds Part 2

A Sorcerer, a Demon, and Emeralds Part 2 by Kefka the Dark One
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

It gets worse from here, folks!
There's level namedropping, robots, Robotnik turning into a magical wolf, rape, and awkward romance.

Read it here.
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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Happy Tree Friends: Lark's Secret

Happy Tree Friends: Lark's Secret by Chagen46
Fandom: See title

This was a listener suggestion from Erika. Thank you so much!

Plot: There's an entire paragraph about tits and a creepy letter that involves threatening rape. And that plot never gets resolved.

Read it here.
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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Wine Makes You Do Crazy Things

Wine Makes You Do Crazy Things by SSJ2 Vegeta
Fandom: Dragonball Z

Goku, Vegeta, Chi Chi, and Bulma get drunk and have sex with each other. Did I mention the writing style is...off?

Read it here.
Listen/download here.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Spyro: The Legend of Spyro's Death

Spyro: The Legend of Spyro's Death by JD
Fandom: Spyro the Dragon

I hope you guys like dragon-guro and plant-rape, because this fanfic's chock full of it!

Read it here.
Listen/download here.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Some news

Hey, all!

I'll be at Otakon 2011 this weekend, but I promise to have some new readings up next week!

In the meantime, please check out Crap Fic Theater! They're going to have their own reading of Piasa Bird posted soon and there's many other awesome readings of shitty fanfics! So while I'm not posting things for weeks at a time and being lazy, go give 'em a listen! :D

Thursday, July 7, 2011

A Sorcerer, a Demon, and Emeralds Part 1

A Sorcerer, a Demon, and Emeralds by Kefka the Dark One
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog (with some Final Fantasy VI references)

Sorry about not being around for a while, y'all!

Anyway, here's part 1 of a story about Sonic going cray-cray.

Read it here.
Listen/Download here.