No Bird Without a Sigh part 3

Okay, after that little lecture there, it's time I stop being so lazy with the updates. We have a horrible fanfic to finish!

No Bird Without a Sigh by FreddyJason27
Fandom: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Okay, Lori has just woken up from her dream sex with Freddy:

Lori was in absolute pain, after waking from the dream she went to the bathroom to check her injuries. Her entrance was bruised and bleeding in some places, making her look like some whore who had actually taken the beeting.

Wiping her eyes of any tears she promised herself right then and there. "I love Will." She said it to herself in the mirror, staring into her own grey blue eyes. "I love Will." Lori then rubbed some medicine over her entrance, being careful not to cause further damage and went back into her room.

Oh, now you decide you love Will. Sheesh.

The time was 1:00 in the morning, she had to get back to the camp. Lori still had all her things in her bag, which was in her trunk. Sneaking out her window and down the ivery on the side of the house she made it to her car.

It sat there staring at her with what seemed to be bug's eyes. She clicked the button and it unlocked, or, so she thought.

At first the door wouldn't open, and as Lori tugged the car seemed less inclined to open for her. A silent wind blew and she could have swore she heard, "your mine now Lori."

Ruh roh!

She shuddered and clicked it some more till she heard the click of the lock. Lori averted her gaze to the front of the car...did the front lights just blink? Her footsteps made no sound across the rough grass of Summer, as she moved to where she was standing in front of the car.

Instead of having the eyes of a bug they had Freddy's eyes, they were huge but they glared at her. His charred eye lids coming down to glare at her with icy blue, it was a creepy sight and Lori made her way back into her car. Turning on the ignition she looked into the mirror.

Freddy was sitting in the backseat, his eyes blaring at her with the intent to kill. He leaned forward to where his elbows rested on Lori's and the passenger seat head rest. "Where the fuck do you thing your going bitch?" His voice was cold and harsh and Lori merely shook with the sudden feeling of being cold. The air kicked on and sprayed her sweating face.

"I am going back to the campsite, I love Will." Freddy chuckled something sinister and her eyes returned to the mirror. He had those elf ears again and his teeth were sharp, his skin was redder than usual and his eyes were colder than ever.

Well, at least Lori realized how much of a dick Freddy is (although I wouldn't be surprised if the author thinks that Freddy trying to control Lori is the sexiest thing on Earth).

"Remember who you belong to bitch!" He lept forward to her and she flinched, Lori's eyes were bloodshot and tears streamed down her cheeks. Freddy chuckled and sat back, his demon face gone once more.

"I never will belong to you, ever!" Lori shot back and backed the car out of the drive, Freddy seemed suprised and his demon exterior came back. He lept forward, cursing her in every way.

As she drove down the highway to the camp she looked into the mirror, she was on the edge of Springwood but Freddy was staying. Lori was growing impatient, she snapped at him, maybe it was being tired or she got fed up. Maybe it was both but Lori sure wasn't going to take that.

"I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR SHIT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THEN GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME ALREADY! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Freddy looked taken aback and Lori looked back to the road finally.

Yay! Go Lori!

A honking filled her ears and the car swerved, Lori screamed and she felt a hand rest on top of her's. It steadied the car and another hand rested on her shoulder, not as cold as the hand on her's but warm. As the car came back to being straight she noticed that it was Freddy's hands.

His glove was on top of her right hand that was on the wheel, and his left hand was on her left shoulder. His cheek was pressed against hers and she could feel his warm breath on her features.

Lori was breathing heavy but Freddy was looking straight ahead, his eyes were slightly wide but he was probably trying to see the dark highway. His hand remained where it was and she somehow felt secure that Freddy was there.

A thought quickly crossed her mind and she turned her head to look at him. Why had he saved her? Why hadn't he just let the truck flatten her and take her soul?

...Are you shitting me?

Freddy didn't look at her, he kept his eyes on the road, hand still on top of her's. He must not have really cared about what she was thinking because if he had been looking he could have told what she was thinking. His left hand remained on her shoulder, a steady warmth, and his right hand stayed on top of her's.

"Freddy?" Finally Lori managed to say his name and he carefully turned his head, just barely to look at her. The road ahead was clear and Lori was pretty sure they were on the right side of the road.

"Why did you...do that?" Lori's voice almost cut out as Freddy's face twisted into an ugly snarl. His icy blue eyes blazed with some new fury that Lori had never seen before.

"Would you want to be flattened by a two ton truck? Why don't you just fall asleep and I'll put you fucking through it?! If you don't crash and die here first!" Freddy spat and Lori looked back to the road suddenly feeling like a trashy whore again.

Oh, Freddy~ *swoon*

"Go away!" Lori yelled and Freddy turned his evil glare back on her.

"What did you say to me bitch?!" His voice was harsh and cold as ever, as his icy blue eyes blazed on. Lori was at a lost of words for a moment before finally finding some courage to muster.

"I said leave me the fuck alone Krueger!" Lori yelled once more wanting to move her hand from the wheel as Freddy's finger blades were digging into her skin.

"Oh back to last names are we bitch? Well I got news for you, you'd be road kill if it wasn't for me and you know what else? Your my bitch now and what I say goes. So if I want to stay here and rape you in this fucking car I will!" He growled and bit her neck, drawing blood, and marking her as his own.

Come on, Lori, you can resist him!

Lori screamed and took her left hand from the wheel, grabbing his ear, and pulling it off. Freddy pulled back and howled, as Lori reached into her bag.

"What the fuck are you doing?!" Freddy sounded angry and she could note a look of horror past his face for a moment before pure rage.

"Bye - bye Krueger!" She yelled and popped the bottle of Hypnocil. As she put it near her mouth, Freddy put his hand over her mouth and his other bladed glove on the wrist that held the bottle. Lori felt more tears well up in her eyes, as Freddy looked at the bottle with disgust.

"You little bitch." He growled, "you actually planned to take this poison eh?" He looked to the bottle then rolled down the window without even touching the button on the seal.

"It's better than kissing your fucking mouth!" Lori screamed as the air kicked on cold air, making goose bumps rise all over her skin.

*waves pom-poms* Go, Lori! Pop those pills!

"Is that right little bitch?" Freddy growled and his mouth was close to her's now. "Well, we'll just have to see about that." He through the bottle out the window and pressed his mouth to Lori's. She squirmed and tried to hit the gas petal but it wouldn't move.

Freddy's left hand came around the headrest and to the other side, holding Lori by the shoulders to the chair. His right came and cut up the middle of her shirt, also cutting her bra open to his hungry gaze.

Lori flushed and Freddy smirked, "it's nothing I haven't seen before." Lori squirmed harder now but it was all in vain. Freddy's tongue became ubnormally long and moved all over her chest, lingering longer over her nipples. Lori gave an involuntary moan and she knew Freddy had won.

Freddy smirked with victory and Lori found herself no longer sitting in the driver's seat. She was sitting on Freddy's lap, he was sitting in the driver's seat, and she was morally straddling his waist. His eyes were half lidded, but they were intense with passion and lust.

"Now little bitch, time to teach you who's in charge." Lori shivered and Freddy smirked once again...

...........*cries*

Ahem. Okay, let's get ourselves back together and go onto chapter 5.

So, Freddy rapes Lori, yet again. And this time, she enjoys it. Hear that? It's my feminist ideals weeping. Also, everything about Freddy is described as "demon" or "demonic". Like that's supposed to turn me on. Puh-leeze.

By now a great bloody bruise between her breasts was forming and she dug her nails into his shoulder blades harder and harder. Lori was riding his two fingers harder and harder, she was sweating and Freddy felt himself getting hotter in the crampt space.

Freddy made the fan kick on and pelt him with cool air, Lori's finger nails broke through his sweater and she ripped the front of it open. Her fingers moved over the heated flesh, feeling the charred and burned skin under her fingers.

Why the hell would anyone want to touch that!?

Freddy's breathing was eratic as the girl rode his fingers, her chest was moving rapidly. Lori looked down at him and misty gray met icy blue. Her lips crashed onto his and tongue's mingled. Lori tasted her own blood and as Freddy tasted both her mouth and blood he groaned.

Freddy added a third finger and Lori moaned loudly, pulling back from the kiss and grabbing the charred are were his nipple would be. Lori pinched hard and Freddy gasped, letting the air out slow as she bit hard on his bottom lips. Freddy growled and yelled as Lori ripped open his bottom lip.

Lori lapped up the blood, making Freddy growl once again. "Bitch." He growled and groaned again when Lori clenched around his charred left hand fingers. Freddy's erection was sticking out but his pants were restricting his large size.

I think I'm going to throw up...

Lori felt herself coming close and she groaned, grinding down hard on Freddy's fingers, which were right above his pulsing cock. Freddy was about to explode but Lori came first, he watched as the moon struck Lori's pale sweaty flesh and blonde hair.

Angel Bitch

That was throught that came to Freddy's mind as he grabbed the back of her neck and pulled her in for a kiss. Lori put her hand on the back of Freddy's head and kissed back, massaging his tongue with her own.

"Freddy." She groaned and her hands moved over his chest. Freddy fell back in the seat and let the air conditioner cool his charred flesh as Lori lie her head on his shoulder. Freddy didn't move but he scowled down at the back of her head and he sat there with an erection straining his pants.

He eased open the zipper but a light hand stopped him. Freddy growled at her and she smiled at him something sinister.

Boy, do I wish the movies put emphasis on how large Freddy's penis is.

"Wait." She whispered and pulled herself off of him and aloud his cock to spring from his pants. Lori didn't lower herself on top of him, instead she put her hand under his chin and made him look at her. "Payback's a bitch wouldn't you say Freddy?"

Freddy didn't have time to react as he found himself pressed into the middle back seat. His hands were restrained at his sides, and his ankles were held down to the floor.

"What the FUCK!" He yelled and struggled against the binds that held him down to the car. Lori was smiling and Freddy felt his powers slipping away.

"It's amazing what you can read in books Freddy." Lori whispered and Freddy stared at her as she stroked the side of his cock. Freddy took in very deep breaths and tried hard not to moan and groan. He shivered instead and watched as the girl flicked her tongue over the head.

"Bitch..." Freddy's voice failed and he shook his head side to side, trying to stop himself from shaking and shivering under her touch.

Lori smiled and gave the head a light suck making Freddy suck in a heavy breath.

Okay, what the hell is going on now? Onto chapter 6 to find out!

"Bi-Bitch get the fuck off of me!" Freddy yelled and Lori just smirked, she could tell from Freddy's hardness what he wanted, but she had no intention of giving it to him. After what he'd done her entrance could only handle fingers, no large cocks tonight. Lori had every intention of leaving him begging.

Lori pulled off the shredded remains of her shirt and let them drop to the floor boards, she removed her pants and soaked underware. Freddy's eyes watched her movements like a hawk, the graceful coil of her body, and the way her hands moved across her own skin. She pulled Freddy's sweater and undershirt down to where they were just around his wrists, and his pants down around his ankles, stopped by his large combat boots. The only thing that pretty much didn't moved was his glove and hat, his eyes holding her misty blue.

Lori moved her fingers over his charred chest, finding the place where his nipple would have been and clamping her teeth around it. She could feel the slight nub left behind and her tongue teased it while she sat in his lap, it was hard considering his cock was sticking straight up. Freddy groaned with the action and hissed, letting out a stream of curses.

OH GOD WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PUT HIS CHARRED NIPPLE IN YOUR MOUTH!?!?!

Lori was going to stream this out as long as she could, make him whimper if she could, but she highly doubted it. She moved down and slipped her tongue over his cock making the Dream Demon above her hiss with absolute pleasure and anger. Why wouldn't she hurry along with the show? She suckled his balls making Freddy groan and shake, writhering in an attempt to get free. As she felt his body tense, and seed come up his cock...she pinched the head. Freddy cried out and squirmed, trying to release himself.

"Bitch!" He cried as she teased the slit with her tongue, his cock pulsing, and he was trying to release. "S-Stop!" He yelled, the air pelting him and her back as the sweat rolled down his chest. As his cock calmed down and she traced a drop of sweat up his chest and to his neck. "Bitch! Why the fuck did you fucking do that?"

Lori smiled, making eye contact with him, "I just want to torture you." She knew better than to kiss him because he probably would have bitten her tongue off so she lightly nipped his lip. Freddy growled at her as she lowered herself again, she remembered what Freddy told her never to do again...but he deserved it.

Finding his entrance she shoved her fingers into him and he hissed with pain, she didn't even prepare him but for some reason he dimly welcomed the pain. Lori pushed in and out, beeting a steady rythm.

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE PUTTING HER FINGERS IN HIS CHARRED ASS OH GOD OH GOD EW EW EW

Freddy's cock was growing harder, and he felt himself giving more pre. He groaned out loud and shook with absolute pleasure as she sped up the pace, but she stopped short and he cursed loudly. Lori pulled up into his lap and kissed him, hard.

Freddy opened his mouth as she opened hers, tongue sweeping over each other, and dueling for dominance. Freddy won out and he plundered her mouth as her tongue ran over his, helping him along and the Dream Demon growled and gave a hard groan as she rubbed her core against his stomach.

He swore if this bitch didn't put herself down on his he'd go insane, she rubbed herself, but never impaled herself on his cock. She ran herself over it but she never got on him, and Lori felt herself moaning. Lori stopped abruptly and closed her eyes, she kissed him and he kissed back. She smiled and pulled herself from the Dream World, she felt Freddy's pull but resisted.

Oh thank god it's finally over. That was one of the most disgusting sex scenes ever.
So, Lori wakes up and drives back to the campsite. All her friends wake up and she makes up some excuse about how long she was awake. So, then we find out more about Lori's pals.

Rain pretended to like Lori, but she was always batting her eyes at Will and trying to weasle her way into her bed. Lori knew she was a slut, she'd slept with the whole jock teams...every single one of them. Any jock team, Hockey, Football, and Baseball.

Rain was only dating Micheal to get to Will, but Will was so in love with her, Lori. Lori felt awful all of a sudden, she was a slut...well...sort of. She was...confused, Will was love, and Freddy was lust. Lori felt like she was more a slut than Rain, but Rain didn't love Will. Lori did, at least she thought she did, and this added to her confusion.

:psyduck:
Then we're treated to petty teenage behavior blah blah blah. Then they go swimming *yawn*. Oh, here we go.

Lori felt a hand clap over her mouth and she was covered up by the bulk of Micheal. "Hey little bitchy Lori. You know I'm really tired of your teasing." Lori squirmed and Micheal chuckled. She kicked him and he growled. He ripped away her shirt and Lori felt tears as he touched them, she could feel something hard against her thigh.

No one was going to save her as he pulled away her underware, and then she felt it. In an instant after he touched her core all she felt was cool air. She pulled back her underware and a pair of pants. Lori heard a gushing sound and her stomach turned, and her tent front was sprayed with a thin line of blood. She dimly heard the words, they seemed demonic and hard, like some sort of animal...and her eyes grew wide with fear...she knew that voice.

"Nobody, nobody touches Freddy's bitch!" Lori's throat clenched as the flap to her tent breezed open ever so slightly and she moved to the back of the tent. She heard a splash and then the chilling breeze came again and she shivered. A blade ran down the tent flap, opening it to the visitor outside. She saw the hat and then he tipped it up, revealing his lower face and she gulped.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"Am I dreaming again...or are you here...in the Real World?" Freddy was close to her face a moment later and she closed her eyes. She could tell he had his demon face on, pissed at having to save her in this world and the fact that she left him the other night.

"Open your fucking eyes, or else I'll cut you eyelids off." She did and she saw his bloodshot icy blue eyes. His elf ears and sharp teeth were there and Lori could see his skin had gotten redder than usuall. She could tell through the moonlight that filtered into the tent.

"F- Freddy." She said as calmly as she could and put her right hand on his chest, the Dream Demon cast a quick glance to it then to her. "T - Thanks." Freddy paused as she saw his mouth twist back from it's snarl to just loosly hang, and his eyes lightened if that was possible.

"If you really think that's what I came here for...or that little thing is going to save you your dead fucking wrong." Freddy growled and pulled her down to her back, and Lori leaned up and kissed him before he could do anything. She rubbed his ear and Freddy growled, putting his gloved hand on her wrist, and pulled it away from his ear. He pulled back and narrowed his eyes at her but she simply sucomb to him.

Jesus christ, this gets weirder by the second.
Okay, next time, we're doing the last two chapters! Let's see if we can refrain from crying or throwing up this time.

What to do if someone doesn't like your fic

No, I'm not writing this because another person got offended by my comments on their fanfic/fanart (thankfully, it's been very quiet since that one and only time). I just decided to write this after finding myself reading a bunch of fanfic/fandom blogs.

Okay, so, you write yourself a fanfic and you think it's pretty awesome. You put it on Fanfiction.net or someplace and you wait for the incoming comments.

Well, you get comments alright. Just not the kind you were hoping for. These comments are bashing your fic like there's no tomorrow. You find it on bad fanfiction blogs and whatever. So, how should you handle this situation?

1) Stay calm.
I know, it's not like there's a horrible death plague going around and there's mass panic in the streets. However, this is something a lot of fanfic writers and fanartists forget. Just seeing all of those negative comments makes you want to scream and tear out people's throats, right? And you just want to tear them a new one and you start typing up a nasty reply on a blog or message board or whathaveyou. Well, stop. Turn off the computer moniter and go chill out for a bit. Like I said, it's not the end of the world if you get bad comments on you fic. Getting negative comments about things you've done happens to everyone.

2) Watch what you say.
So, you want to write a response to whoever said bad things about your fic. Okay, fine. If you decide to write a response on the spot, though, your thoughts aren't going to be as rational and clear when they are when you're calm. I've seen many a fic writer go onto GAFF or DeviantArt mere minutes after they see a negative comment and just go crazy. DO NOT DO THIS. I guarantee, you are going to be treated as a joke and no one will take you seriously. Not only that, if you come to regret the things you've said, just like in real life, they can't be undone. There are always chaches and screencaps that can come back to haunt you. #2 goes hand in hand with #1. If you feel like you must write a response, then go chill out first. Once you're calm and collected enough, then start writing. If you feel yourself getting emotional again, then take a break and come back to it later.

2a) Terms to avoid in your response

"Don't like, don't read!" (ever hear of bile fascination? That's why a lot of us read bad fanfics in the first place)

"You're just jealous!" (99.9% of the time, we're not)

3) Sometimes it's best not to fight back

Ever go to Encyclopedia Dramatica? In many an entry, it'll be noted that the subject tries to get ED to take the article down. What does ED do? They just laugh at them some more. Depending on who the comments are from, it's just a good idea not to give them more ammo. Don't email them. Don't comment on their profiles. Don't ask them to take their comments down. In some cases, it's not even a good idea to delete their comments. They will know and they'll give you more hell for it. If you can, just report them and move on.
Some people are more generous than others, though. If you remain clam, be polite, and not try to pick a fight with them, then they might take their comments down. Hell, that's what my beef with that one girl was. If she just asked politely if I would remove my comment about her picture instead of trying to pick a fight with me, then I would have. However, she chose to go the dramalama route, which just made her look like a complete joke.

4) Ask for honest critique instead

This is a big one. I'm sure most fic writers want to improve their writing. So, ask for honest critique! DO NOT ASK IT FROM YOUR BESTEST BEST FRIENDS UNLESS YOU KNOW THEY WILL BE BLUNT AND HONEST WITH YOU. Most likely, your friends and parents are just going to tell you it's "perfect", just so they won't hurt your feelings. It's a better idea to find someone you don't know on a message board or blog and ask them to critique your story before you post it.
If your story was already posted and you got negative comments, ask those commenters (unless they're ED or 4chan) how you can make it better. It's true, some stories will be a lost cause (mostly due to icky subject matter). However, most can be saved. And remember: IF YOU ASK FOR CRITIQUE, NO MATTER HOW HARSH IT IS, TAKE IT. Don't give excuses about how you can't or won't. Because, once again, you'll be treated like a joke.

5) Above all else, be polite and respectful, even if the commenters aren't.

So, that's my advice. Yes, I'll still be putting badfic on here. Just remember not to be like MissMysty and become a Drama Lama.

No Bird Without a Sigh part 2

No Bird Without a Sigh by FreddyJason27
Fandom: A Nightmare on Elm Street

So, we left off with Lori going on a camping trip with her dad and worrying about Freddy getting back at her for raping him. Meanwhile...

Freddy paced his boiler room, in a fit of anger. Lori was gone, and she'd fucked him into that bed so many god damn times. Freddy felt his crotch tighten at the memory.

Oh, well then.

Lori's tight heat was something he missed and he wanted to rape that bitch so hard she would be screaming for mercy. But would Freddy give it? Hell NO!

Freddy's blades scratched the boiler on his right, causing the steam to coming shooting out at him, and he was covered in steam. He was covered in it, sheilding him from view of anything else. "I'll get you Lori, and when I do you will scream for mercy."

Was he covered in steam? I have to know!

So, Freddy merrily goes off and kills another girl. Meanwhile, Lori is out camping at Not!Camp Crystal Lake, as the author would like us to know. We also meet her friends, Will, Rain, and Michael.

"Hey! Over here!" She called and Will turned to her flashing her a bright toothed smile. She felt guilty, that dream about Freddy, and this longing to touch the dream demon. Will's smile dropped also as he saw her's had faded.

"Lori?" His voice questioned, "what's wrong?" Lori gave him another fake smile, standing and pulling her feet from the water. She felt the dribbles down her legs and kept up her fake smile for Will. Her mind screamed that she loved Will, but something dark inside her said other wise.

Sorry, Will, you have no chance against that hottie Freddy.

"Nothing the sun just got in my eyes." Lori lied and Will smiled at her, wrapping her in a warm and tight embrace. But that was just it, she almost begged for Freddy's needed it. The rough treatement, the rough yet soft sweater. His perverted hands running over her curves, his breath, hot as steam, running over her features. That tongue finding all her weak points.

Oh my stars, how scandalous! *fans self with hand*

"Come on let's set up." Will said holding up his sleeping bag and his tent. Lori nodded and followed Will, setting the tents up below a large tree that grew by the lake. Lori didn't speak, but she heard the voices of the others. Although she heard, she did not listen, her mind was on something else. Freddy in particular.

Well, no shit.

The afternoon was crisp and she could feel it growing cooler, as the first night of summer neared. Lori had found her way back on the dock, imagining Freddy as he came up and grabbed Jason Voorhees, and trying to drown him. She remembered tackling him, seeing that demon face.

Wait, what?

Taking a deep breath she took in the marelous view before her. As she tipped her head back she felt the wind brush against her in view neck.

She imagined Freddy's teeth giving a powerful nip, making her bleed, and then swaving it with that demonic tongue. Lori restrained from moaning out loud as Will came down the peer.

...*shudder*

"Lemonade?" Will asked holding out a sweating glass to her, another glass for himself as Lori took the one he held out to her. She sipped from the sweet glass, watching as the sun was beginning to set. "Beautiful isn't it?" Will asked turning to look at her, "just like you.

The words stung, she'd lost her virginity to another man and she'd even slept with him again. And Will....he knew Freddy had taken it...but he'd never been told that she'd done it with Freddy again.

I'm not sure having sex for the first time with Freddy Kruger would be an accomplishment for many teenage girls.

And he would never have to know...unless...she moaned Freddy's name out while having sex with him. She turned her head to smile at Will, who wrapped his arm around her waist.

Again, she wished for Freddy's arm, the rugged feeling of his left hand running around the top of her breasts through her low cut shirt. His tongue snaking around, she wanted rough corse feeling...and yet...she also wanted love. Love would come from Will, roughness would come from Freddy.

I know my ideal relationship is one with an undead serial killer who wants me dead.

Yet at this very moment she wanted more of Freddy than of Will, who sat right next to her, showering her with his love and admiration. She turned to look at him and smiled something that was more lie than sincerity.

"Lori," he said, "I've been thinking since Freddy and Jason fought do you...ya know." Will seemed shy in this moment and a blush rose to his tan cheeks. "Do you want to, with me?" The question was simple for Lori to see : Do you want to have sex with me? Lori gave him the kindest lying smile she could give him.

Hey, we watched two undead serial killers fight each other, does this mean you'll have sex with me?

Lori rejects Will, sorta, by saying she doesn't want to have sex with him at the camp, but in Paris. Siiiiigh. That night, Lori decides that she simply MUST be with Freddy again and secretly packs up her things.

Lori grabbed her car keys, hearing every one quietly sleeping she grabbed her car keys. She had a nice sports car from her Father, popping the trunk she put her things inside, and getting in the driver seat. She started the car and put it into gear.

She found herself driving down the road and she heard her cell phone ring as soon as she got back into the area...where Freddy could reach you. Lori never took her eyes off the road...never averted her gaze...and never even looked to see if it was Will or her father.

Lori picked up the phone and pressed the answer button, finally after a pause putting it to her ear. The reseption was cracked and she heard the faintest sound of breathing, it was raspy and sounded cracked.

I give you three guesses to who it is.

"Welcom home, bitch." Lori didn't need to ask who it was and she decided, just to make the dream demon on the otherside want more she responded to him.

"Will I see you when I get home?" At first there was no response, as if Freddy was suprised that she was actually answering back.

"Why not? I've got time and you have to sleep sometime." She could have swore she heard Freddy sneer. She smirked at this and held a very calm voice as she said.

"What if I take Hypnocil for another week, because you know I was supposed to be gone for a week as it was." Lori smiled at the angry growl on the other side of the phone, obviously Freddy's up right anger at the thought.

"Why'd you come back?" His voice sounded angry and she smiled at the thought, she'd missed him. Lori wipped the smile off her face and turned off her phone on him. It rang again, and again, and again until finally somehow from the dream world. Freddy clicked it back on.

"BITCH DON'T FUCKING HANG UP ON ME!" His anger was evident as ever and Lori just smiled, picking up the phone and sticking her tongue out. She knew Freddy could tell because his response came quickly. "Aren't we being childish? Remind me to bite off you tongue bitch!"

"You forget Freddy, since the other night, your my bitch." A colorful vocabulary came from Freddy, and Lori through the phone out the window. She turned on the music, listening to a song about dreams.

It would be easier to, you know, turn the phone off.

She drove all night, reaching home a little after midnight. She snuck up stairs, tip - toeing as to not wake her father. Lori hadn't even thought of telling the others why she left, she'd worry about that later. Opening her bedroom door she closed it behind her, soundly locking it. Making her way over to her bed, she lie down.

Her head rested on the pillow, then she thought better and stood putting on a red night gown with green lace. She slipped on her red underware, and bra, she highly doubted it would be a challenge for the Dream Demon. But who says she couldn't tease a bit?

Laying down on the bed she made sure she was belly down, if Freddy gave her a rude awakening by shoving his cock in her ass, she would probably have to take it. The thought didn't please her very well, but she made it work by laying there.

Welp.

"Hello Bitch." He growled as she felt the bed move when he stood up on his knees in front of her. She could see the red and green of his sweater above the book, as she openly ignored him and turned the page. Lori knew she was stretching his last nerve, and as he ripped the book from her hands, she knew she'd stretched it to far.

The book was thrown across the room, and she turned her eyes up to his angry gaze. "That was a classic." She said and Freddy brought his hand up to her face, flicking them dangerously close to her face.

She stared at him with half - lidded eyes and merely uncrossed her legs, giving him a bird's eye view of her underware, as the night gown hitched up. A view he took full advantage of. His icy blue eyes moved from her grey like blue ones, and down her figure which he looked at thuroughly.

"And what do you want, Mister Krueger?" She emphasized 'mister' to make him angry. Well, at least more angry than he actually was.

His icy eyes narrowed and he grabbed her thighs, pulling her to where she layed flat on the bed and her legs were around his waist.

"To fuck you so hard you beg me to stop." Lori listened to this as his burned face lowered to her pale beautiful one. She shivered and Freddy smirked....

Ohh boy! Where will this lead!? Onto chapter 3!

Freddy smiled at Lori's shivering. Finally he would make her stop teasing him and get some relief. His bladed glove smoothed up her nightgown, showing pale flawless skin.

Something he would love to decorate in bruises, cuts, and bite marks. Freddy took the time to notice that she was wearing an underware and bra, he gave a sort of angry grunt which he could have swore, he heard Lori giggle.

Freddy's eyes gave a dangerous flash as he turned his heated gaze to her eyes, his bladed glove rising to flick in front of her face. She didn't even flinch.

Her chin was in the palm of his glove in a second, the blades twirled with her long blonde hair. It was shoulder length now but some strands had been cut with his rapid movement.

Her eyes were twinkling and held false innocents, trying to be as naive looking as possible to what she was doing. Freddy growled at this, flicking the blades a little more to cut more of the golden locks, her grey blue eyes never leaving his icy ones.

He wanted to dominate her, make her shake in fear, and beg for him to stop.

How is this an ideal relationship again!?

Now all he saw was some girl who wanted to torture him by acting calm, smart, and foolish in her taunting. Freddy smirked, he'd break her, he'd break her hard. Lori watched as he shreded the night gown and picked away her underware.

She was clean, not a lick of hair there.

"Aren't we a clean bitch." The worst part was Freddy hadn't seen her like this since he raped her, that... 'other night' ... he liked to call it, he'd never seen Lori's core.

The flesh there was pale, unlike the rest of her which bore even the slightest of a tan. Her breasts were full and didn't sag in the least. Unlike his wife's, at the mere thought of his wife Freddy felt like being sick.

His wife had never been 'beautiful', or 'fair', like the thing looking at him now with "I'm innocent but fuck me right now eyes." Oh no, ugly as fucking Hell!

He'd just been looking for a fuck and then all of a sudden she runs up to him saying, "I'M PREGNANT FRED ISN'T IT WONDERFUL!" No it isn't wonderful you bitch!

No, really, how the flying fuck is Freddy fucking Kruger an ideal catch!?

Freddy's rotten teeth lowered to her nipple, biting and swerving his demonic tongue around it, Lori moaned. Freddy stopped. Did she just-? Freddy felt his pants tighten harder.

He wasn't sure if this was good or bad, Lori was moaning and now moving against him, begging through her body to be hurt. It was sexy and turning him on no doubt...but...something about this just didn't feel right. But hey, who the fuck takes a writhering girl below them for granted?

Freddy lowered his mouth once more, feeling her pelvis move hard against his, and his cock stretch his pants. Lori moaned again, and Freddy bit harder.

This time Lori whimpered, now that's what I want. Freddy thought and roved his tongue around it, by now her nipple was bleeding hard and giving away a nice amount of blood for the Dream Demon.

He went over and bit the other, swerving his tongue around for the same effect. Her whimpers continued. His mouth moved to her stomach, leaving bloody bruises in his wake.

Then, something made it's way to Freddy's nose. He removed his mouth and looked at her sex, it was dripping, the salty fluid it gave away was making Freddy's nerves tigh themselves in knots.

"Freddy." Her voice was heated and Freddy's cock twitched in response to the passionate cry from the girl below him. Dammit! Freddy cursed loudly in his mind, hating the day he'd even first seen the girl now begging him for release.

Lori actually wanted pain, she wanted him to fuck her hard. Why the fuck dosn't she ask her fucking boyfriend to do it?

Because she wants you. Freddy felt like screaming at this point as he lowered his mouth to taunt Lori, her breathing was eratic and he heard the sheets tear slightly as he moved his tongue around her entrance. Now even the Dream Demons' were in on it.

Just think Freddy, here's a chance to get out of Springwood...forever. At first, Freddy didn't get it. Then a thought crossed his mind, if he had a baby with Lori. Then that kid would grow up and move out, go cross country and do whatever kid's do.

Yes, let's get an underage girl pregnant so he can rape and murder all he wants. This fanfic makes me want to kill someone!

Before Freddy knew it he was on the matress and Lori was cupping his crotch. Pulled from any other thoughts Freddy groaned loudly.

"Bitch." He glowered, smirking as Lori ripped open the two shirts that he wore. She bit his neck, making him bleed as he pinched her nipples again. She moaned near his ear and bit it, making him growl.

A growl that soon died into a moan as she moved her pelvis against him again. Lori undid his pants, never fummbling and pulled them down. Freddy groaned with his releasal, feeling Lori remove his underware as well. As she was about to ride him, Freddy flipped them over to where he was on top.

Freddy pounded her hard, making Lori groan below him, and he beat her core hard. He didn't stop after she climaxed, or he did. Freddy kept going until Lori was beeting his chest, practically begging him to get off of her.

After about an hour almost of just fucking her he released her and she whimpered, her opening was bleeding from the rough treatment, and her hips were bruised black and purple.

As he stood, fixing his sweater with a wave and replacing his pants back in place, he made his way for the door.

"Who's who's bitch now?" Freddy asked cackling madly, as he heard her whimper again he paused at the front door. Something inside him twitched slightly, something so far in his conciense he barely felt it. Guilt.

Freddy's face twisted into a snarl and he felt the need to yell at Lori, storm into her room, slap her and tell her to stop crying. But that only seemed to make that thing in his chest swell to a great size. Making it spread over him, as another child entered the dream scape, Freddy tilted his hat.

He made his way out of the house dream scape, and into a beach setting. His hat down...all the while.

Jesus H. Christ.

Ugh, I have to take a fucking break from this...crap. Next time, chapters 4 and five of this monstrosity!

No Bird Without A Sigh part 1

Sorry I abandoned you, the >5 people who read this magic blog. I tried the schedule, and, well, speed college makes you forget these things. Anyway, I have a new fanfic for you all today!

No Bird Without A Sigh by FreddyJason27
Fandom: A Nightmare on Elm Street

You know what it's time for? Mondo bondage!

Freddy was no where near where he thought he was, instead, he found himself in some strange room. It was probably a teen's room...a girl's room. He tried to move, but found himself chained down by some chains, there were strange markings on them, like incantations. Pulling and tugging, he found them on his ankles and wrists, so far he was strapped down, spread eagle on a bed. Great....

Yes, there's nothing sexier than a chained up Freddy Krueger.

A thumping filled his ears, like padded feet moving across the room. Craining his head to look, he saw a figure move in the shadows. The figure stepped into the moonlight by the wall sized window above the bed. Revealing...Freddy smirked something evil. "Hello, Lori." His voice was that of a smart ass and he smirking up at her something evil. Desiring nothing more than to be out of these chains and doing something delicious to the young girl who stood before him.

"Freddy." She said and sat on the endge of the bed, she was wearing a red silk night gown with green lace. Freddy's two favorite colors no less, seeing her in that was practically making him hard.

Wow, that was a quick way to creep me the hell out.

"You did something to me, 7 months ago, something I can't ever forget." Freddy's smirk remained, but his face bore absolute shock when her fingers started lazily running over his stomach. Lori's fingers ran circles around his stomach, moving the fabric up to reveal his dark blue undershirt.

He moved himself slightly, not really moving away or towards her but resettling himself. There was definatly something wrong here, definatly. Lori climbed onto the bed and pulled his Christmas sweater up as she did so. He was staring at her with something between shock and confusion. Lori's fingers ran over the undershirt, feeling his burned muscles underneath.

Oh god why the hell would you want to touch Freddy like that!? EW EW EW!
(I bet he feels mushy, not "rock hard".)

"You know Freddy, at some point, I wondered if your whole body was burned like this." Freddy heard a ripping noise before he actucally saw her tear open his undershirt. What was wrong with this bitch? He was supposed to be the one on top of her, not like this!

Her fingers smoothly ran over his stomach to his chest. Lori lowered her mouth to where his nipple would have been, and bit, hard. Freddy's icy blue eyes went wide and he felt himself growing harder despite himself. His body reacted to her simple touches, making him angry with not the ability to resist. Freddy gulped in air as Lori licked the red marks she'd caused on his already charred skin.

OH GOD SHE'S LICKING HIM, TOO!?

"Want me to stop Freddy? I can if you want." She whispered, her fingers teasingly playing with his belt. Freddy didn't know what to do but this girl was driving him insane, for no apparently good reason. Lori, wasn't wearing any underware, Freddy realized when he felt smooth flesh against his torso as she straddled him. Freddy's eyes immediatly went down to see her sweet flesh. His eyes grew wider as she rubbed it against him.

"Freddy, Freddy." She whispered to where his eyes turned to look at her. She lowered her fingers to her enterance and slipped them inside of herself. She kept whispering his name, growing louder and louder with each moment. Freddy couldn't turn his eyes away as Lori rode her own fingers, right on top of him. "Harder." She begged and Freddy groaned, thrusting his hips in need.

He bit his bottom lip and threw his head back, his hat covering his eyes as he fought against the binds that held him. Lori screamed his names two times while coming and he was panting on the bed, despiratly needing attention.

Kill me now.

Lori's juices ran down the sides if his torso, she licked him clean, and Freddy panted. She moved down to his belt buckle, putting her head down, and taking it off with her teeth. Freddy stared as she removed his belt buckle. Feeling the restraint of being in his pants of so long gone he watched as Lori ran her fingers lightly across his shaft. "Bitch." He growled as Lori put herself on top of his erect cock. Freddy gasped at her tightness, even when he'd raped her she was so tight, but this, he groaned.

Freddy growled low and dangerous when she removed herself unexspectedly. She moved up, her breasts were a few inches above his face, and he could see the erect nipples underneath. Her juices, which were dribbling out of her, were warm against his stomach. Lori was reaching for his gloved hand, and Freddy flexed it, warning her. His icy blue eyes burning a hole in her as he looked up at her.

But instead of trying to take off the killer weapon, she licked his palm, her tongue lazily moving over it, before trailing up his middle finger to the tip of the blade. She sucked on it and Freddy got harder, if that was possible. Her tongue ran over the side of the blade, back to his hand, were she nipped the tip of his finger. Lori pulled back and looked at Freddy with a drowsy look.

Who the fuck finds this erotic!?

Freddy was still lying below her, and his cock was sticking straight up against her back. He knew she could feel that, but she seemed to be coldly ignoring it. She finally straddled his legs, but she didn't sheath herself on him. She raised her right hand and began to play with him. Running lazy paths over his cock. Freddy hissed, wanting to be touched harder, or to be inside her, hell even her mouth would be nice contact.

She was still running her lazy paths as Freddy hissed out, "bitch." Lori squezed the head, hard. Freddy groaned, wishing nothing more than to call her every name in the book, but right now, she held a rather precious organ to Freddy. Lori lowered her mouth and began to suck his head, making the dream demon groan despite himself. He shook his head from side to side and panted and gasped. Trying not to let the sounds escape him, no way he would let this bitch have what she wanted.

The sucking stopped and Freddy let out a moan of anger for the contact lost. He looked down at Lori to see her licking her lips of a slimy liquid, his pre. He put his head back down on the comforter, letting his eyes be shaded by his amazingly still in place hat. Lori moved but Freddy stayed still, tensing when he felt her fingers brush along the underside of his cock. What was sh-?

Oh of all the places...

"FUCK NO BITCH!" Was Freddy's only reply as Lori's fingers moved into his entrace, the one he thought, shouldn't exsist. Freddy's teeth were grit and he was trying hard not to scream while her fingers were inside of him. Lori moved her fingers in and out, and Freddy silently wondered how she knew that damn hole even exsisted! Freddy's hips began to rock and he found himself disgusted at the fact that he was responding to this.

Lori pulled her fingers in and out and again, his body moved in rhythm. She took his head in her mouth, making the Dream Demon moan with the extra pressure applied. He was getting tied in knots and he felt himself growing higher. He closed his eyes as he fell over the edge and into the dark abyss that awaited, groaning as he did.

When he was back from his high he opened his eyes to see Lori staring down at him, stroking the side of his face. He wanted to cringe away from that hand but instead he bit it, growling. "Never again bitch." Lori smiled at this and retched her hand free, causing cuts to appear from his teeth, "never again." She whispered and she began licking the blood on her hand, Freddy pulled up slightly and licked it also, and their tongues mingled. Running over Lori's hand, Freddy felt her tongue glide into his mouth, and he halfway felt the need to bite it off.

Yeah, real sexy, an undead serial killer who wants to kill you.

Instead he found them dueling for dominance, but Freddy won out, and licked over her mouth. Tasting every inch and leaving his foul demons mark in every nook and corner. Lori moaned into his mouth and Freddy was breafly suprised at her responding. She ran her tongue along his and all over, mingling with his. She pulled back for air as they both panted, something flickered in her eyes and Freddy wondered only for a moment what it was, before dismissing it.

Lori moved back and put herself down on top of his cock, making Freddy groan loudly as she let out a little mew of approval. Rocking and twisting Freddy thrust up into her, she moved to, roving her hips in the opposite direction than him. Freddy twisted and she gasped, Freddy was large and wasn't suprised to find that the girl would need to be stretched before taking him all in. Lori murmered his name and groaned, and gasped. This made Freddy speed up the pace.

As they came closer and closer, Lori clenched around him and Freddy groaned. Lori didn't even know she was doing it and Freddy was in absolute ecstacy. "Harder." Neither knew who said the word but it sure didn't make a diffrence. They came together, his seed shooting across her walls and Lori contracting around him. Lori fell on top of him, still shethed on Freddy and tired, panting.

Freddy should get into the uterus-painting business.

After catching her breath she sat back up and touched Freddy's cock, it was tender and stood attention just by touch. "Now Freddy," Lori whispered holding the Dream Demon's hateful icy blue glare, "time for payback when you raped me." Her fingers stroked and moved across him, never stopping, her tongue came in too, and squezing and other things. She didn't stop what she was doing, making Freddy growl out horrific things at her and writhe on the bed.

Okay, so not only does he want to kill her, he raped her, too. Yeah, Freddy is every girl's dream guy.

He didn't know how many times he came but his cock was so tender and over worked he couldn't even give pre any more. The sheets were soaked with come, and sweat making him wrinkle his nose, and lay back on the sheets. Lori straddled his waist once more while Freddy silently begged for peace, of the nature where she left him alone. Her fingers played lightly over his charred skin. Moving over every inch of his chest and stomach, finally she reached his face and touched his ears. Freddy was stiff, trying not to move around out of fear that she might fondle him again.

Her fingers lazily ran over his ears before moving to his eyes, tracing the rim of them before moving down across his lips. She lowered her head and nipped the top of his ear, before running her tongue along the bottom of his eye down to his lips. He opened his mouth and she kissed him, hard, they dueled and explored before both pulled back for air. They continued this and Lori ran her fingers over Freddy's chest, feeling the corse skin. Lori pulled back one final time and looked at the clock, 4:54. She had to get up at five, so she stood and Freddy growled.

Sorry I can't stay and have sex with you longer!

"Hey bitch, where the fuck do you think your going?" Lori turned to look at him her lighter green eyes looked into his icy blue. "I'm going on a camping trip, I'll be gone for a week."

Freddy growled some profanities and jerked the chains as the clock struck, 4:58. The chains broke, the spell holding him down was over. He was on top of Lori in a second, tearing at the gown she'd been wearing. It was all off in no time and Lori lay bare beneath him, she looked up into Freddy's blue eyes as his dream world powers that had been held back by the binds came back to him. "You aren't going any where, Lori." His voice was low as he touched over her creamy flesh, "Freddy." She whispered in heat, opening her legs to him to his suprise.

Smirking he lowered his mouth to toy with her, running lightly over the folds and into her dripping heat. She writhed and Freddy smirked, but howled in absoltue anger as she dissappeared from the dream world. "SON OF A BITCH!" He yelled angrily.

Oh, Freddy, you and your desires to rape and kill. Gawrsh!

So, Lori and her dad get ready for their camping trip and Lori is worried that Freddy will be waiting for her when she gets back.

And that is just chapter one! Next time, chapters two and three.

Fanart Friday: Yaoi

Hey hey, it's that time again! Let's all go to Deviantart for some yaaaaoi (guys named Larry might want to stay away). Now, what are some lovely pairings we can find?

Ness/Luke!

Mojo Jojo/Him!

Wait, Lucky Star isn't yaoi! Paaaass!

Gaara/Rock Lee! As ~kawaii~ nekobishies even!

Not yaoi! >: O

Uh, according to the artist, this isn't yaoi, either. Fat furries, though, ugh.

[serious]Don't worry, artist, I'm not that great at anatomy sometimes, either. Just keep practicing![/serious]

...I hope this is a joke.

And to finish this entry off...

Remember to have safe yaoi sex!

Late Wild Card Wednesday: Dark Dueling

Man, I got so caught up in ART that I forgot about BFFT. Sorry, guys!
Anyway, in a unanimous decision, I'll cover Dark Dueling today!

Dark Dueling by DarkXChan
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh

We start with the obligatory disclaimer:

I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And the character Valery belongs to me.

Well nooooooooo shit.

And the actual story begins with Val arguing about moving to Japan with her mom.

"I'm NOT going to Japan, Mom! I hate heights, I hate planes, and I absolutely hate hate hate hate hate sitting next to HIM." Valery pointed angrily to her little brother, he made his blue eyes big and gave her a depressed look.

"Mommy, why doesn't Valery love me?" Valery glared at him,

"Aw, aren't you just adorable. And of course, Mom is gonna tell me to be nice to you, right? And then you're just gonna go ahead and begin laughing in your mind, and on the plane ride, I'm gonna end up killing myself because of you!" Valery angrily ran to her room and slammed the door.

"Honey, listen. Valery is just having a hard time handling the news. She didn't mean anything she said. Ok, Nick?" The little boy nodded his head and walked out of the kitchen. The brown haired woman sat down in the brown chair and put her arms on the table.

"Mike... You don't have any idea how hard this is without you..." She whispered, and put her head on her arms. "No idea at all."

This whole family is caught up in emotions! I guess it's PMS day or something. :/

Valery cried silently into the pillow she was hugging close,

"I don't wanna move! I don't wanna move!!! I don't wanna leave... I hate change! And did she really have to choose Japan of all places? Not some place like Washington, that was closer to home?" She looked up at the ceiling, pictures of Anime and Manga characters lined the walls.

"Valery? Can I come in, Honey?" Valery looked at the brown door. It was Mom.

"Fine," She said, just loud enough for her mom to hear.

The brown haired woman walked in, looking at her daughters room. Ever since they're dad died, she was so different. Her room used to be a cute purple, but she had it redone. Now it was black with red lines, and Anime posters were lining the walls.

"Honey," Her mom sat down next to her on the black blanket. "I know that you don't want to move all the way to Japan, but I was offered a great job, I can design clothing, and in Japan, a few of the styles I have made here would sell for a lot. They're offering me $7.00 an hour!" Valery looked at her mom,

"But... This is where I was born... Where I was raised... I've spent my whole life here. I can't even think about moving..." Her mom hugged her close,

"I know, Honey. But sometimes you have to do things for the better." Her mom looked at her daughters clothing, black. "And maybe you'll make some friends that are more into the stuff you like, after all, Anime originated in Japan, imagine the stores! Filled with Anime plushies, and cute little gothy clothing..." Valery looked up at her mom's blue eyes,

"Fine. I'll start packing." Her mom smiled,

"That's my girl. We leave in a week, and the school registration forms are already sent out. So you'll have about a month to do anything in Japan until school starts." Valery nodded while walking to her dresser,

"Ok."

As I said before, I will give the author credit for not making Val go batshit fangirl when she learns she's going to move to Japan.

Huh, well, whaddaya know, it's only one chapter long!

The Verdict:
Not -too- bad, but still needs some polishing. Hopefully, if any new chapters are up, they'll get better. 2/5 (the highest score yet!?)

Mini Monday: BRB Moving to Japan

Woah, guys, I dunno about you, but I just snorted a gram of Pixie Sticks and now I feel like writing about bathroom humor and Clint Eastwood wearing a taco hat.

Anyway, this week's theme is Western Girls Moving To Japan, a common staple in fanfics. It doesn't help that those girls are author avatars.

Dark Dueling by DarkXChan

Valery Lin is a depressed highschool girl who absolutely hates change, so when her mother tells her they're moving to Japan, she freaks out. But when she gets to japan, things just aren't that horrible... Obviouse OC and rated T to be safe!

Sigh, of course.

Valery cried silently into the pillow she was hugging close,

"I don't wanna move! I don't wanna move!!! I don't wanna leave... I hate change! And did she really have to choose Japan of all places? Not some place like Washington, that was closer to home?" She looked up at the ceiling, pictures of Anime and Manga characters lined the walls.

"Valery? Can I come in, Honey?" Valery looked at the brown door. It was Mom.

"Fine," She said, just loud enough for her mom to hear.

The brown haired woman walked in, looking at her daughters room. Ever since they're dad died, she was so different. Her room used to be a cute purple, but she had it redone. Now it was black with red lines, and Anime posters were lining the walls.

"Honey," Her mom sat down next to her on the black blanket. "I know that you don't want to move all the way to Japan, but I was offered a great job, I can design clothing, and in Japan, a few of the styles I have made here would sell for a lot. They're offering me $7.00 an hour!" Valery looked at her mom,

"But... This is where I was born... Where I was raised... I've spent my whole life here. I can't even think about moving..." Her mom hugged her close,

"I know, Honey. But sometimes you have to do things for the better." Her mom looked at her daughters clothing, black. "And maybe you'll make some friends that are more into the stuff you like, after all, Anime originated in Japan, imagine the stores! Filled with Anime plushies, and cute little gothy clothing..." Valery looked up at her mom's blue eyes,

"Fine. I'll start packing." Her mom smiled,

Of course. I'll give the author credit for not making the heroine instantly fangirl over moving to Japan, though.

Lost Love to Seto Kaiba by Nicole Silvers

A girl by the name of Nicole moves to Domino Japan. In her time, she meets as well as works for no other than Seto Kaiba himself. This is the story of her life in Domino. NOTE: CHANGES HAVE BEEN MADE SINCE POSTED ON QUIZILLA! You may want to re-read

No, not an author avatar at all!

You sat there lingering on about the future year you have to face again in school. 'This school is different.' You thought to yourself. You found out the students wore uniforms at your new school, and this excited you some. You moved from the States to Domino City. You were not sure about this city, but alas you were forced to move because your parents divorced, and your mother gained custody. When she was offered a job in Domino city that had a slightly bigger pay check, she took it. Lucky for you, school was out for the summer. As you looked out your bedroom window, you pondered on how you could now start school off with a clean slate. The thought made you smile inside. But of course, your happiness was shattered by the voice of your mother Ellanore Silvers. "Nikki, where are you?" she called.

You sometimes have to wonder what these "higher paying jobs" are.

A Matter of Love and Death by Breaker deGodot

When Amy Ana Warren moved to Japan, she never intended to meet Yugi Mouto, stop an evil force, or find the truth of her past. She'll need love and plenty of help. The first of 5 seasons. Yugi&Yami/OC. R&R There are a lot of duels. Spoilers for anime

Lemme guess: author avatar.

“I attack your Swordsman of Landstar with my Red Gadget!” said Yugi.

“Not so fast Yug! I activate the trap Relive Monster!” answered Joey.

“I’ve never heard of that. What’s it do?”

“Whenever a monster on my side of the field is attacked I can swap it with a Level 4 monster in my hand. You then have to attack the monster I summon! I choose Panther Warrior!! I did it! I finally beat Yugi!!” he said with a creepy anime smirk on his face.

“Good move Joey. Pity it won’t work! I activate Trap Jammer! This stops any trap activated in the Battle Phase!” Joey did an anime fall

“Aw man!” he said with multiple anime veins “You win again Yug.”

“Nice duel guys!” said the girl.

“Thanks umm…”

“Amy Warren. I’m a duelist myself.” she said.

“Hey Amy! I’m Yugi and this is Joey.” you said. “Nice to meetcha’” chimed in Joey. She smiled. Even though she smiled, for some reason you sensed a dark sadness. You definitely wanted to know this girl.

"Anime veins".

Returned by harrylover101

14 year old Serena is kicked out of the Sailor Scouts, goes to America, 3 years later returns to Tokyo w a collage degree in visual and theatrical arts. But what happens when Serena's life is on the line, can the inners redeem themselves?

Okay, one inverse one. Also, yet another "dark" fanfic where Usagi goes goth.

“Meatballhead, Meatballhead” Rei yelled “wake up; we have an announcement to make”. “Huh, oh yeah, okay” Serena said distractedly, she already knew what it was though. She had heard them talking about her removal from the Scouts before she had come into the room. “You’re out “Serena didn’t even flinch “Hello did you here me? I said you’re out”. “Uh huh, yeah I heard you; I’ll go pack” Serena said emotionlessly.

The inners stared at her in shock they had thought that they would have to drag her out kicking and screaming, but here she was doing it quite effortlessly, if even emotionlessly. “Meatballhead?” Rei inquired uncertainly. “No,” Serena said quietly. She turned her head; the inners gasped in horror, her eyes had turned such a pale, colorless grey that they almost seemed white, “meatball head is dead.”

DEAD, YOU HEAR!? DEAD!!

Okay, those are the three candidates for Wednesday. The choice is yours and yours alone! Next Monday's theme: DARKNESS (and the goths it creates).

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