Fandom: Friday the 13th
Okay, okay, I admit, Friday the 13th fanfics are so goddamn easy to rip apart. I mean, the fandom is just filled with teenage girls who want to have sex with Jason, despite him being a rotting, semi-zombie serial killer. It's as bad as the Nightmare on Elm Street fandom (but then, they usually cross over).
So, our fic begins with a little author's note. As usual.
I change this story to many times but now I’m certain I wont change it again…Unless…Never mind…Okay, same Alexandra and Jason thing. I want to try make it more like the original one I made, but with a few changes .I don’t care what you write for a review I would just appreciate it if you would spend one minute of your time just clicking the box…you know the one… And ive editted this chapter a bit because she didnt kill her parents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...That...last...line...has...me...curious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Voorhees, Crystal Lakes very own hometown killer of Camp Crystal Lake, also known as Camp BLOOD, where sex-driven, drug filled teens come to make sweet love and for Jason to make a big, bloody mess.
Jason was like no other man, he had inhuman strength, incredible speed, he wasn’t the smartest of people but he knew enough. He was given a gift from birth, no matter what you do, Jason could never die.
His only weaknesses: Water… -and one other thing, weaknesses, plural, more than one- his second weakness, it was Alexandra Way; she stole his heart from day one.
First, the whole fic is written like this. So get used to it. Second, water doesn't phase Jason much anymore (see: the ending of part VI).
Camp Crystal Lake-(When Jason was 11 years old).
Jason ran as fast as his legs could take him into the woods to get away from the others.
When he was sure they were gone, he slid down and rested on a tree to catch his breath.
I wish mommy wasn’t so busy in the kitchen…She would help me. Jason said to himself, a tear escaped his eye and rolled down onto his forearm as he had folded his arms over his legs and was like huddling.
“Are you alright? I saw what they did to you, my name’s Alexandra, but you can call me Alex,” Jason looked up and quickly wiped his eyes as he looked in front of him to see the girl named Alex standing in front of him, smiling gently as she kneeled down to be at the same level.
We know her name is Alex, you don't have to state it twice.
Jason had never spoken to another girl in his life apart from his own mother and his sister (you only see her in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday). He was a very shy person, so he rarely ever spoke. He blushed a bit and she chuckled and sat down next to him.
LOOK HOW MANY FT13 MOVIES I'VE SEEN YOU GUYZ!!
She let down her jet-black hair and her gray eyes glimmered in the light as the summer sun shone on her pale complexion, she was beautiful she was.
Oh, of course.
He didn't speak still so she leaned over and hugged him and he blushed and she chuckled again.
"Do you want to go to the lake?” She asked and he looked at her with his golden brown eyes and smiled.
He nodded and then hesitated when she mentioned about the lake, water.
“It’s okay, I’m not the best swimmer either,” She said and got up and held a hand out to him and he accepted it and they walked to the lake together.
BAD IDEA BAD IDEA!!
I do wonder, though, how old is this Alex chick supposed to be? Is she a counselor (which would make her 15-17)? Is she another camper (which would maker her around Jason's age)? It is a mystery, I suppose.
Thankfully, no one else was there so Alex and Jason could talk and play games and as they became closer, Jason felt like he really was somebody.
He tugged her shirt, she looked up from her reflection in the lake and looked at him to see his expression, his eyes were so soft and his smile was gentle.
“Yes Jason?” She said.
He smiled at her and wrote on the sand: Thanks for being friends. Before Jason could kiss her, they turned to face the pathway where all the other campers came.
...Isn't Jason supposed to be retarded?
“Hey! Is that your girlfriend? Hey guys, the freak show finally got a friend who could finally stand to look at him!” Tim yelled out and they all laughed as they all surrounded the pier where Jason and Alex stood.
“Shut up you guys and leave him alone! He hasn’t done anything to you so go find something better to do than pick on poor Jason!” She yelled and Stacey stepped closer.
“What are you going to do about it? Jason can’t even stand up for himself because even his girlfriend has more guts than him!” She cackled and Alex threw a punch that knocked Stacey’s head back and she staggered as everyone started to charge together to Jason and Alex, and Jason ran to the end of the pier and Tim followed as everyone else had their attention on Stacey and Alex as they fought.
Tim was only a meter away from Jason as Jason reached the end of the pier and was very wary of the lake behind him as he looked back at Tim.
“What’s the matter? Can’t swim? Oh yeah, you can’t,” Tim bellowed and immediately jumped forwards and shoved Jason into the lake and Jason started to panic.
He yelled and Alex was gripping onto Stacey’s collar and about to break her nose when she heard Jason’s desperate call and she dropped Stacey and ran towards the pier and stared at Jason who was struggling to keep his head above water.
“Jason! Take my hand!” She yelled out to him and tried holding it out and all the kids laughed and watched.
Jason tried to reach out, but he couldn’t because he would sink underwater every time he tried to move.
Okay, I guess this confirms that she's a camper.
So, Jason drowns and Alex goes to tell Pamela Voorhees about it.
We get some OOC moments, such as this one:
“I want my son that’s what I need! God damn it I want my fucking son!” She said and sobbed even more and Lucy embraced her as she cried on her shoulder.
Pamela just doesn't seem like the kind of person who would swear at all. :/
“You girl, you need to pack your things because your parents will be here to take you home,” The paramedics said and Alex nodded and walked to her cabin and as she packed she whispered softly.
“Don’t worry Jason, I’ll never forget you, I’ll be back, I promise.” She said and let a tear slip past her eye.
Yes, she's in love with him even though she's 11 and she just met him an hour ago.
We then cut to the present day...
Alexandra Way, once an innocent girl now a dangerous killer after the Jersey murders, she has come back to the place she met the boy who she fell in love with.
She walked through the dark woods, of Camp Crystal Lake, once a beautiful summer camp for kids, she was good to be back here.
She skulked through the woods, wielding an ax and a small dagger in her boot and she was searching for prey.
So...she becomes a serial killer...because she's in love with a dead 11-year-old boy. Awesome.
She got out a flashlight she had taken from the Office and shone it on a specific tree, she put her hand on it and sighed. “I know your still alive, I came back here because of you Jason, I just hope you still remember me,” She said and she started walking to the lake.
I think Dunder-Mifflin would like to know they have a serial killer working for them.
She turned her flashlight off because the moon gave an extra light for her to see as it shone against the lake, it was magnificent, and it shone, like crystals.
Commas, commas, commas.
She walked to the pier and sat down at the edge, her feet just touching the water. She looked up into the stars and remembered that day when Jason Voorhees drowned.
She was started to feel tired, she hadn’t slept for a few days after she had been on the run after they figured out she was the Crystal Lake Slasher.
Over 30 people she successfully murdered. And what gruesome kills she had done, eye gauging, disemboweling, you name it, she did it in the most inhumane way possible.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
You mean to tell me that Jason was never the killer in these movies all along? It was just this disturbed chick with a hard-on for a dead 11-year-old? WHAT THE FUCK!?
She yawned and she heard something from behind her and when she tried turning back she felt herself loose balance and she froze as the ice cold water enveloped her body.
As she stared up she saw a tall figure loom above her and stretch towards her as it went black.
Alexandra woke up drenched and cold. She was still dazed and didn’t bother sitting up but just lazily moving her head round the room to see she was in a cabin. She had fallen asleep and fallen into the pier.
But she wondered who the figure was and just couldn’t rack her memory to find any mental image of the person until they stepped into the room and she finally sat up and stared at this man.
He was so tall, he was nearly 7 feet tall and he wore a hockey mask, she knew instantly who it was once she recognized the mask and from the newspapers she had read.
She stood up but lost her balance a bit and struggled to walk in a straight line as she slowly walked up to him, realizing he had a machete stricken with thick deep red blood that dripped into the floorboards.
RUH ROH!
“Jason? Is that you? Is it really you?” She asked and his head slowly tilted to the side.
“Its me, Alex, remember?” She said and she looked into his eye holes of his mask and his eyes shot open.
She stepped a bit closer and she stared up at him, he had brown-black hair and was very dull skinned and he was very muscular.
His clothes were ripped and blood stained but she recognized his golden brown eyes.
“I saw the tree, where did you go? Me and your mother were worried sick. I was so shocked about her death…Do you remember now?” She asked and he nodded slowly.
“Are you going to say something? Or are you just going to be all shy and quiet like you used to be?” She smiled and he put his machete down and embraced her and she responded by returning the hug and he wrapped his arms around her.
“I would never forget you Jason, everyday I would wake up to another day, another week another month another year go by without you, I could never of stopped thinking about you, I never even thought about another guy apart from you Jason, I’m just glad you’re here now,” She said and she rested her head onto his chest and he held her close.
She smiled and then she leaned over to kiss him on his mask and he frowned and pulled up his mask and he kissed her.
...If you know what Jason looks like under that mask...EEEEEWWWW!!!
Okay, chapter 2 begins with another author's note:
chapter 2 guys and hopefully you can all give me reviews or i aint continuing sorry to say...
Of course. I love how they usually threaten they won't continue their awful fanfics if we don't kiss their asses. CRY ME A RIVER, FANGIRLS!
Jason couldn’t explain how he felt right now, staring down at Alexandra, who was now all grown up and more beautiful than ever. He didn’t want to let her go, or let anything happen to her.
I'm sorry for the all caps again, but this fic is making me rage. HE'S A SEMI-ZOMBIE SERIAL KILLER WITH NO EMOTIONS AND IS RETARDED! HOW IS THIS ATTRACTIVE TO YOU!?
“I missed you Jason, I thought you were really dead until I heard about all of the reports and the news, I knew I just had to come back,” She said as she rested her head on his chest as she lay down with him as his arms wrap round her.
She stared into his eyes, as her hand gently rubs across his face, he wasn’t a monster, he was actually pretty hot (lol…had to say that) with dark brown black hair and golden brown eyes. His face was just all dirty with dirt and dried up blood from a recent kill.
*vomits*
They heard laughing in the woods and Jason shot up and put his mask back on and Alex got up with him. He picked up his machete and before he walked out the door he turned to Alex, holding out a hand as she accepted it with an eager smile.
Jason stalked through the woods, while holding a machete and Alex’s hand in the other, she followed him to the sound of the laughter until they found a small group of teens in the camp grounds, with a small fire in the middle as they drank and smoked.
Two of them were all over each other and making out while her boyfriend was sliding his hand up her skirt. Some were smoking weed while everyone was drinking beers and laughing amongst each other.
“Get a room you two! If you want to fuck why don’t you just do it?” Anthony yelled to them while taking another puff from his joint and passing it to Sarah.
Bernice and Harry stopped kissing for a second and they got up and walked to the cabin while everyone was whistling and laughing.
Jason looked at Alex then to the cabin and she understood as they walked around the teens behind the bushes and entered through the back of the cabin and watched the two lovers head upstairs.
Jason looked at Alex then the teens and Alex grinned as they headed upstairs.
We get it, they're going upstairs. However, I should point out the hypocrisy Alex and Jason have. They're being all lovey-dovey and whatever next to the lake, but when these two teenagers go to have sex in private, it's suddenly wrong? If the author intended this, then that's one good thing about this horrible fic.
Jason quietly opened the door and let Alex crawl through the small space between the door so she could get in. Jason slowly crept in and closed it; the two never noticed anything and didn’t hear anything apart from their groaning.
Jason approached the bed and it was too late for them to notice anything when he had drove his machete through the both of them and heard the sickening cracks of there bones being cut through.
Alex turned the light on and saw what he had done as from under the bed formed a large pool of the couple’s blood.
“Quick and easy, now it’s my time to shine,” Alex said and laughed.
They walked downstairs and out the back and before they headed to the teens they ducked down to see Joey, walking into the woods and when he got to a tree he unzipped his jeans and started to take a leak.
Jason passed the machete over and she grinned.
“I never used one of those things in my life, if you saw what I did to people you would be surprised,” She said and he grinned under his masked as Alex crept slowly behind him.
He was humming and he zipped up his jeans and when he turned Alex stood right in front of him, grinning.
“Whoa, shit man! Who the fuck are you?” He said and before he could continue he gasped as the breath got taken out of him as he looked to see her smiling face when he looked to see a huge branch driven right into him, pinning him to the tree.
She grabbed a rock and smashed it against the branch, it drove further into him and he hissed the pain to intense to scream or cry. Jason smiled.
She smiled at the boy when his eyes closed and his head dropped and he was dead.
She turned and walked back to Jason, who was standing up amazed at what she had just done.
He looked over at the other teens who were still at the camp fire and looked back at Alex, she laughed.
“I think I’ve been through enough for today,” She said and he walked her back home to his cabin.
She slept with Jason for the rest of that night, his arms wrapped around her while she rested close to him.
Yes, go to sleep in his cabin where he has his mom's severed head watching over the both of you. I'm glad my boyfriend isn't an undead serial killer. Also, of course miss Mary Sue is more "brutal" at killing than Jason.
Jason slowly opened his eyes as they fluttered from the bright sunlight that shone through the window of his cabin, which was safely hidden in the woods where no one would hopefully find.
He still had his arms wrapped around Alex, he felt so happy and as well full of relief, he was so happy she was here, amazingly alive or not instead behind bars for numerous murders.
The relief was that she had never dated anyone else but left her heart for him as there was no ring on her finger.
Nothing could keep them apart, nothing, no one could separate them, and not even water could drown him.
He felt as if the world had stopped and only he and Alex were alone on this planet, away from everyone and anything.
But no, there were still teens to be dealt with as heads were to chop. He scowled even at the thought of teens in his camp.
Soon they would be gone and he could be with only Alex in their home.
He remembered his dear mother, Pamela Voorhees, she was kind, caring and so generous with so much love it could make world peace in this war forsaken land.
But she had a thing for revenge, sweet vendetta, vengeance. Nothing would stand in her way as she slaughtered the counselors who were supposed to be responsible for Jason’s well being.
He raised up one arm and gently stroked through Alexandras black hair, and then sighed as he touched her warm skin on her beautiful face.
She moved a bit and he looked at her as her eyes slowly opened and a smile grew on her face as she woke up to see jason smiling back at her.
His smile on his face when he heard teens laughing meant another day for another kill.
*sob*
Okay, we're finally on chapter three, which is the last one at the moment. THANK FUCKING GOD.
Again, we have an author's note, which includes this:
Sorry I haven’t updated cause im busy writing and stuff...so ill try to get more chapters done so I won’t update in a while until I’ve written a few more!! So enjoy this one :) And by the way I’ve changed some of the first chapter because she didn’t kill her parents....her dad killed her mum and it all explains in this chapter.
Okay, I'm now curious at what the fic was originally like before she changed it. So, anyway, onto the rest of this...story.
Jason and Alex walked up to the door as he slid his machete into his belt, looking outside as he opened the door, letting Alexandra walk out first before he went out. His mother always said to be a gentlemen. The suns rays shone down on them as they walked through the woods in the direction of the noise, Jason led the way as Alex slowly walked behind him, and he knew this place like the back of his hand.
Jason, Jason, Jason. If you were a gentleman, you wouldn't be killing people at--hold on. I think I hear the
!TWAGIC PAST ALARM!
She was remembering her whole life, her past, from the day he drowned till this day as she walks with him through the woods of Camp Crystal Lake. She had been taken home by her father and brother, Benjamin. Her father was an alcoholic, he had slipped away from being sent to prison after she witnessed him murder her mother in cold blood. She was abused and tortured by her dad and was drugged when she was older and he had raped her.
Hr brother was totally different though; he was a kind and considerate person and ended up getting hurt all the time just to save his little sister from all the pain. She wondered how her brother was doing now, he had lived with his wife for quite some time now and they have a 2 year old son, David. She had seen him only once since she was always on the run and her brother would always let her stay for a few days before she would move on somewhere else so she wasn't tracked down for being in one place for so long.
Her brother understood he knew she had done a bad thing, but all those people had been the children that watched Jason drown and the others were people she wanted revenge on. She had promised him she would come back; she just didn't know if she should, she didn't want David to grow up around someone like her. She knew she had thrown her life away by killing and not even getting to see her nephew grow up, she knew she had missed out on spending a normal life, she wouldn't be able to go back, she probably wouldn't be able to see her own brother again either.
Her father was now in prison, they had finally told them everything, the police had taken him away and she was free. Her brother was sent to hospital after a stab wound in the leg. Her dad was a vicious man; she knew she had gotten his psychopathic ways when she remembered every kill she had done.
But this isn't going to be the last we've heard of it!
She had stopped walking and was holding her arms and when Jason saw she wasn't there with him he looked back to see her frowning, looking like she might almost cry. He walked back to her and looked at her with his head slightly tilted. He wasn't really sure of what to do, seeing as the only time people were upset was because they were about to die.
Jason didn’t know what to do when tears began to streak down her face, he put his machete back in his belt and slowly extended his arm out to her, his hand holding the side of her face and she looked up at him as his head was tilted to the side, his eyes curiously looking at her.
His thumb moved across her cheek as it wiped her tears away, he watched as her hand held onto his and she smiled. Her hand, her skin was so soft, it was a new feel for him seeing as his own hands were dirty and hard, his dull skin showing from rips in his gloves.
He had known this girl for years, yet he did not know a fair lot about her life, why was she crying? What had upset her? He wondered. But he put his curiosity aside and instead thought about how he was going to make her feel better.
He looked at her, then back at the sounds of the camper’s voices. He decided to put off the killing for now and instead to make Alex feel better. He took her arm and she looked at him as he turned direction, back to his cabin. She followed him when he gave her arm a small tug, trying to be as gentle as ever on her.
Good Jason, you did the right thing. Those people can be punished later. You must look after Alexandra, as she will look after you.
The echoing voice of Jason’s mother repeated through his head as he led her back into his cabin. She sat down on his bed. He sat down opposite her. His eyes still curiously watching her, she looked over at him and he just eyed her and she could tell he was very curious about her.
YEARS!? He only met her the day he died! And then they have JUST MET EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS! And since when was Jason Mr. Sensitive, anyway!?
“I’m guessing you want to know what’s bothering me huh?” She said after a few moments of silence. Jason shook his head slowly, his eyes still glued onto her.
“Well, I was just thinking about after you had drowned, my father had come, and he was a pretty mean guy, I had a brother, Benjamin, he was the total opposite of him and would always protect me if anything happened, some pretty bad things happened through out the years…” She said and Jason tilted his head to one side, it seemed like he was wanting to know what sort of stuff.
She sighed before she continued talking. “When I was 6, he killed my mother in front of me… And when I was older he’d hit me and when I was around 15 he had drugged me then he raped me,” She said and suddenly Jason shot up and gripped his machete and she stood up and held his arm holding the sharp weapon, she could see the anger in his eyes.
“No Jason! It’s fine, he’s in jail now, you don’t need to get angry I’m fine now, relax,” She plead and he took deep breaths that she could hear through his mask as she made him sit back down with her.
“Okay, so that’s basically what he does and my brother is happily married with a son and yeah, and I threw my life away by getting revenge on everyone that saw you drown, I killed all of those campers, except one, Tim, he’s been incognito ever since he knew about me,” She said and his head tilted a bit when she said incognito.
“Oh, sorry, it basically means no one knows who you are, he was put under protective care, but hopefully I’ll find him,” She grinned and then she could see him frown. She could tell he didn’t want her to leave.
“But that doesn’t matter now, since your alive, and I don’t have to leave,” She said.
“I guess you want to go kill now,” She said and he looked back at her after he was staring out the window for some time. He then shook his head, he looked at her and she stared at him and it was like his eyes were talking for him and she frowned.
“You want me to tell you my life story? And you want to miss out on all that fresh meat?” She asked and he slowly nodded again.
“Okay, but I warn you, you’ll probably want me to take a break, it’s a long story,” She said and he remained silent, waiting for her to start.
So, yeah, we're being told, again, what we already know. And I imagine we're going to keep hearing it again and again.
Oh! But then we get to Jason's point of view. Yes, that's right. Jason's.
I was listening to Alexandra tell her story, I was so interested in learning more about this girl, I know I had known her for quite a while, but what I didn’t know was her background. I was enraged with her father and I couldn’t bear to stand for it when he had violated this girl. I hope he suffers.
Her older brother, Benjamin, she always said many good things about him. He protected her from any danger or anything else that would be a threat. Since he was no longer here I knew it was in me to take his place and protect her. I don’t know what I’d do if something happened to her.
And I would also make sure she didn’t leave, I would stay with her at all times so she wouldn’t leave my sight. Mother wanted me to keep her here, safe from all the bad things she said that were outside, so now I am. Looking at her as she was talking, she looked better letting it out. I wish I could tell her what I thought, I wish I could just say something, but I couldn’t and it was good she understood what I meant the way I look at her.
Apparently, Jason thinks in run-on sentences.
So, we finally end this trainwreck with this little paragraph.
Alex finally finished her story, she let out a long sigh and looked softly at Jason, who was still looking at her, and he was in deep thought. She smiled at him, “Thanks for listening Jason, I feel a lot better now that I have someone to talk to, you’re a great friend to have,” She said and he looked at her with a softer expression. Friend…He thought.
Ugggh. I hope the author doesn't add anything more to this. I want to bash my head in with a bat right now. Oh, and on one final note:
Alexandra Way's Mary Sue Litmus Test Result: 73 points.
